3462: The Name Game w/ Abbi Crutchfield
 

Up Early Tonight’s Abbi Crutchfield joins Keith and Chemda to discuss celebrity kids’ names, Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina being on fire, the law vs. psychicology, the wonder of ebikes, and lockjaw blowjobs. They chat about a deadly plane crash with a plane carrying a Will You Marry Me? sign, William Shatner’s journey into space, and the new bi-Superman. Carole Baskin is back for all you cool cats and kittens, and the trio talks about drinking your own pee vs. so-called clean toilet water.

Guest:
Abbi Crutchfield
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Drinking your piss talk? Better call Kevin Allison..

Keith, I loved that joke at the end, it was like a rap album skit.

Knowing about toilet water is very informative, a poll about if people had their kids intentionally would be cool too.
We at least did.

Toilet water is the same as the water in the shower? It's just water until it's in the toilet. Or do you have extra pipes for it in America?

Oh, look who's interested in toilet water. Welcome to the party.

I'm not toilet waterphob. Some of my friends are toilet water.

haven’t listened yet, but initial thoughts on the poll are as follows:

i have kidney probs, so i stay ultra hydrated at all times. seriously, water filters through my internal, organic Appalachian rock bed and comes out like Fiji water. it’s dispensed through my gold star labia. my pussy tastes like Valhalla. you could do worse than drinking my piss. #kombucha

toilet water sits in an environment where you cannot sanitize the shit particles enough to convince me to drink it. you want giardia? that’s how you get giardia.

I chose toilet water assuming the loop hole that I could scoop it from the top/reservoir area and not from the toilet bowl.

There's one in every crowd ...

If I had even 12 hours to prepare a nice hydrated, 95%-water piss I'd definitely go for that. Otherwise I'd be having flashbacks to every awful thing I've ever done in that toilet and lose it.