3480: The Bleachers w/ Calvin Cato

Keith · 12-03-2021, 04:18 PM

KATG favorite Calvin Cato joins KATG to help celebrate the latest KATG Kickstarter. IT’S THE FINAL HOURS! Together they discuss a listener’s letter, if Chemda has always been filled with kindness and warmth, her birthday demands, and Calvin’s loving relationship of over a year. Calvin dishes on performing stand-up on a gay cruise while Keith reminisces on the time his Dad caught him with porn. The trio also discusses COVID in regards to NYC’s transit authority and how to properly grease workers.

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Svage · 12-03-2021, 05:39 PM

I loled my balls off, and yes Keith. Your childhood definitely had an effect on your discovering jerking off at 18

Apia resurrected · 12-03-2021, 11:04 PM

I wish I could start a Covid testing company in New York.
It seems to be extremely good business.

1. steady income due to stupidity of the people ( we have our own stupid people, so don’t be sad)
2. only few processes necessary
3. the company has literally just one job
4. good money can be made
5. new variants guarantee income for years

g001dfinger · 12-06-2021, 07:14 AM

Calvin is a trickster!
Of course I see why Keith has to talk to him like he does. So much has to be un-trickster-ed.

shoebootie · 12-06-2021, 03:14 PM

SO THIS JUST HAPPENED IN MY HOUSE.....

Keith's dad isn't entirely wrong about "the apple cider can still ferment" but I'm not so sure it's turning into wine that's gonna get you fucked up or whatever.... probably would just taste bad, not turn into alcohol.

Anyways...

Got a half gallon jug of apple cider at the farm stand recently, put it in the fridge as one does, and IDK forgot about it or wasn't in the mood for apple cider. It was unopened. So maybe 2-3 weeks old? One morning I'm in the kitchen getting my first cup of coffee to start the day, open the fridge and everything is vaguely wet.... and it looks like there's a puddle of piss on the bottom of the fridge by the drawers. So I'm like not even caffeinated yet, so I'm just like ok gonna wipe off the bottom of my coffee creamer, and deal with whatever the fuck this is in an hour or two. Realizing I'm going to have to empty out my whole fridge and deal with this fuckery.

It was the apple cider. It kept fermenting and then the jug burst at the seams. What a fucking mess.

nordcharonmir · 12-14-2021, 12:41 PM

From the sounds of that cruise I think Calvin et al. will be in some need of Dr. Fauci soon.

NickSaggy · 01-26-2022, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nordcharonmir

From the sounds of that cruise I think Calvin et al. will be in some need of Dr. Fauci soon.

Without the sounds it would be a very big difference.

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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,544	3480: The Bleachers w/ Calvin Cato KATG favorite Calvin Cato joins KATG to help celebrate the latest KATG Kickstarter. IT’S THE FINAL HOURS! Together they discuss a listener’s letter, if Chemda has always been filled with kindness and warmth, her birthday demands, and Calvin’s loving relationship of over a year. Calvin dishes on performing stand-up on a gay cruise while Keith reminisces on the time his Dad caught him with porn. The trio also discusses COVID in regards to NYC’s transit authority and how to properly grease workers. Guest: Calvin Cato Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed The Girl likes this.
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12-03-2021, 05:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
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Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,828	I wish I could start a Covid testing company in New York. It seems to be extremely good business. 1. steady income due to stupidity of the people ( we have our own stupid people, so don’t be sad) 2. only few processes necessary 3. the company has literally just one job 4. good money can be made 5. new variants guarantee income for years Keith likes this.
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g001dfinger Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Jacksonville Beach, FL Posts: 107	Calvin is a trickster! Of course I see why Keith has to talk to him like he does. So much has to be un-trickster-ed. bag of lazers and Apia resurrected like this.
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12-06-2021, 03:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
shoebootie Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: new jersey Posts: 752	Keith's Dad and weird apple cider tings SO THIS JUST HAPPENED IN MY HOUSE..... Keith's dad isn't entirely wrong about "the apple cider can still ferment" but I'm not so sure it's turning into wine that's gonna get you fucked up or whatever.... probably would just taste bad, not turn into alcohol. Anyways... Got a half gallon jug of apple cider at the farm stand recently, put it in the fridge as one does, and IDK forgot about it or wasn't in the mood for apple cider. It was unopened. So maybe 2-3 weeks old? One morning I'm in the kitchen getting my first cup of coffee to start the day, open the fridge and everything is vaguely wet.... and it looks like there's a puddle of piss on the bottom of the fridge by the drawers. So I'm like not even caffeinated yet, so I'm just like ok gonna wipe off the bottom of my coffee creamer, and deal with whatever the fuck this is in an hour or two. Realizing I'm going to have to empty out my whole fridge and deal with this fuckery. It was the apple cider. It kept fermenting and then the jug burst at the seams. What a fucking mess. The Girl and Susan like this.
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12-14-2021, 12:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
nordcharonmir Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2021 Location: western society Posts: 304	From the sounds of that cruise I think Calvin et al. will be in some need of Dr. Fauci soon.
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