351: Fuckin' Superficial

[jsavimbi]

Originally Posted by jwdd27

He mentioned www.pornotube.com

and there's also www.youporn.com.

It's still early days for these sites, but they've got some quite good stuff on, particularly youporn, which has quite a strong Japanese bias if you're into that. Weirdly, the erect penises are pixellated out, but the cum flying out on to the girl's face is not. Crazy Japs.

After about a week, Porntube became a mostly gay site. owever, I just watched some girl on Youporn put the horse guy to shame.

[AngryKanga]

Originally Posted by jwdd27

He mentioned www.pornotube.com

and there's also www.youporn.com.

It's still early days for these sites, but they've got some quite good stuff on, particularly youporn, which has quite a strong Japanese bias if you're into that. Weirdly, the erect penises are pixellated out, but the cum flying out on to the girl's face is not. Crazy Japs.

China is the same, all the tools of the trade in porn movies are pixelated out. It doesn't matter if it's western or eastern porn, it's all pixelated. It's so fucking weird, cause porn is illegal there. If it's illegal, why bother pixelating pussies, why not go the whole hog.

[jsavimbi]

Originally Posted by AngryKanga

China is the same, all the tools of the trade in porn movies are pixelated out. It doesn't matter if it's western or eastern porn, it's all pixelated. It's so fucking weird, cause porn is illegal there. If it's illegal, why bother pixelating pussies, why not go the whole hog.

Description of Incident: On December 30, 1997 the Chinese government passed a law restricting the aforementioned discourse in order to "safeguard national security and social stability." The new law mandates a fine of up to $1,800 U.S. dollars for internet providers who violate the law.

An $1800 fine is totally worth hosting a smut site. They probably figure they can get away with a slap if they're only hosting softcore and/or pixelated. Personally, I think we should send Mikey over there and he can loop his Mr. Hands video in every internet cafe in the land of China. That'll learn 'em about the pR0n.

[jsavimbi]

I am now convinced that every home, business, hotel and doctor's office in Japan is littered with spycams.

A nation of Peeping Toms.

[shelly]

Hey Keith, Proceed with caution when you buy that insurance. If you have had a lapse in your insurance coverage with ANY company, your knee issues will probably be considered pre-existing and anything to do with your knee will not be covered for at least 6 months to a year. (keep in mind i live in California and it may be different for you in NY) My mother needed a hysterectomy BAD. She had a lapse in her coverage for a month when they were a little short on money, as my parents are self employed and pay their own premiums like you and Chemda. She shopped around found another company and started paying her premiums. She was about 3 months into the new coverage when they scheduled her surgery. The insurance company denied her the procedure due to "pre-existing diagnosis". So she figured she would just have to wait it out for 6 months. About a week later she started bleeding. When i say bleeding i mean more like hemmoraging. We called the doctor and they gave her a prescription for a med that should have stopped the bleeding. It didn't. The doctor basically blew her off. (fucking front office bitches) My mother bled for about 2 and a half weeks finally ending up in the E.R. The ER doc was going to send her home. Mind you they didn't run any blood tests or anything. He called in a prescription to my sisters pharmacy (she's a pharmacist) Thank God it was my sister, because it was the same medicine that they had already given her. Basically my brother was going to kill the doctor and my pharmacist sister strongly reccomended that they keep my mother at the hospital and run some tests. My mother was admitted and get this.....required 3 blood transfusions on her stay. If they would have sent her home, she would have bled to death. The story continues that they let her lay there in her own blood for 3 days pumping it in and it flowing out until i was there one morning when the doctor was going to do an alternative procedure in place of the hysterectomy because of the insurance issue. I took that man outside and promptly chewed him a new asshole. I told him that the DNC she was scheduled for was unacceptable and that we wanted a hysterectomy and we wanted it now. All the while i was in the hall with him there was a girl from admitting shoving a piece of paper in my dying mothers face stating that she was going to give them $5000 cash before she left the hospital. (Not for profit my ass) Talk about fucking FURIOUS. What a disgrace.

I could have killed someone that day...... Mom is home now doing well. I don't think her blood levels are quite right yet, but she's alive.

[germuhknee]

Originally Posted by shelly

Hey Keith, Proceed with caution when you buy that insurance. If you have had a lapse in your insurance coverage with ANY company, your knee issues will probably be considered pre-existing and anything to do with your knee will not be covered for at least 6 months to a year. (keep in mind i live in California and it may be different for you in NY) My mother needed a hysterectomy BAD. She had a lapse in her coverage for a month when they were a little short on money, as my parents are self employed and pay their own premiums like you and Chemda. She shopped around found another company and started paying her premiums. She was about 3 months into the new coverage when they scheduled her surgery. The insurance company denied her the procedure due to "pre-existing diagnosis". So she figured she would just have to wait it out for 6 months. About a week later she started bleeding. When i say bleeding i mean more like hemmoraging. We called the doctor and they gave her a prescription for a med that should have stopped the bleeding. It didn't. The doctor basically blew her off. (fucking front office bitches) My mother bled for about 2 and a half weeks finally ending up in the E.R. The ER doc was going to send her home. Mind you they didn't run any blood tests or anything. He called in a prescription to my sisters pharmacy (she's a pharmacist) Thank God it was my sister, because it was the same medicine that they had already given her. Basically my brother was going to kill the doctor and my pharmacist sister strongly reccomended that they keep my mother at the hospital and run some tests. My mother was admitted and get this.....required 3 blood transfusions on her stay. If they would have sent her home, she would have bled to death. The story continues that they let her lay there in her own blood for 3 days pumping it in and it flowing out until i was there one morning when the doctor was going to do an alternative procedure in place of the hysterectomy because of the insurance issue. I took that man outside and promptly chewed him a new asshole. I told him that the DNC she was scheduled for was unacceptable and that we wanted a hysterectomy and we wanted it now. All the while i was in the hall with him there was a girl from admitting shoving a piece of paper in my dying mothers face stating that she was going to give them $5000 cash before she left the hospital. (Not for profit my ass) Talk about fucking FURIOUS. What a disgrace.

I could have killed someone that day...... Mom is home now doing well. I don't think her blood levels are quite right yet, but she's alive.

But Canada still sucks, right Spook-Spook?

[brianward81]

In regards to my PING comments that were read by Chemda via the feedback:

I wrote "Spooky keeps dropping the F-Bomb" but Chemda read it as, "Spooky keeps ping the F-Bomb". I wrote another comment with the word "dropping" in it and again Chemda saw it as just "ping". Must be something with the feedback site.

If I were that clever to come up with a joke using "ping" that referred to the distance between each "fuck" Spooky said, I'd be a damn dirty nerd.

Great show, Spooky and his numb teeth - they're special moments.

[Squirter]

Head transplants still have a long way to go :-) ...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/1263758.stm

[StevieGold]

Hey Guys,

I work for a medical software company and one of the biggest issues in the field is DR's handwriting and fucking up prescriptions... apparently to the tune of thousands of deaths every year. To correct the problem, software companies are now going toward a paperless (and/or wireless) order entry system that cross checks any prescription with a patient's allergies and current diagnosis immediately.

[shaco73]

yea stevie something that they carry around like a little wireless note book or something like that