353: Calm Down

Keith · 09-26-2006, 01:46 AM

"Oh my God. What the fuck? Your face changed!"

klang · 09-26-2006, 03:02 AM

I am calm about the fact that all of libsyn.com seems to be down at the moment..

Milhouse · 09-26-2006, 03:57 AM

The crank calls were hilarious, but I liked the name keith came up with during it better then 'phone password' .. 'Crank Call Hot Potato'

deuce · 09-26-2006, 04:47 AM

I agree with Shazam. Fuck Spooky!!

Blitzgal · 09-26-2006, 09:10 AM

Kid's toys are so funny. My brother and his wife are desperately trying to get their hands on the new Tickle Me Elmo, but their daughter is only eight months old. She doesn't give a shit about toys. She likes to play with paper.

She also has a yellow Teletubby that talks with such a lisp that when I first heard it say "Big hug" I was convinced that the evil little thing was saying "Sieg heil."

mcd · 09-26-2006, 09:33 AM

OvernightPrints.com sucks balls. I just ordered business cards from them, and I received two boxes from the UPS guy. I check my credit card and they billed me twice and shipped the same order twice.

This is after the last order I sent them came back with the cards printed all crooked and everything was shifted to the left about a 1/4 inch.

Sometimes they get it right, but most often something gets fucked up. I guess that's the trade-off for placing an order online with a bargain basement printer.

Dana · 09-26-2006, 11:40 AM

My biggest pet peeve is when someone tells you to 'relax' or 'calm down'. And it always happens when I'm not worked up or needing to 'calm down'.

DWarrior · 09-26-2006, 12:32 PM

I think Adam was the best prank caller. But yeah, terrible when not on the phone.

cubbybear · 09-26-2006, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dana

My biggest pet peeve is when someone tells you to 'relax' or 'calm down'. And it always happens when I'm not worked up or needing to 'calm down'.

"Be at ease, Be at ease!"

tik · 09-26-2006, 07:45 PM

This is one of the things that I learn from KATG that I don't in school. Since, I'mma skip a couple days of school to catch them live.

09-26-2006, 01:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
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09-26-2006, 03:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
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deuce Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: all around the world..same song Posts: 1,281	SHAZAM!! I agree with Shazam. Fuck Spooky!!
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Blitzgal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 3,294	Kid's toys are so funny. My brother and his wife are desperately trying to get their hands on the new Tickle Me Elmo, but their daughter is only eight months old. She doesn't give a shit about toys. She likes to play with paper. She also has a yellow Teletubby that talks with such a lisp that when I first heard it say "Big hug" I was convinced that the evil little thing was saying "Sieg heil."
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mcd Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Dirty Jersey Posts: 103	OvernightPrints.com sucks balls. I just ordered business cards from them, and I received two boxes from the UPS guy. I check my credit card and they billed me twice and shipped the same order twice. This is after the last order I sent them came back with the cards printed all crooked and everything was shifted to the left about a 1/4 inch. Sometimes they get it right, but most often something gets fucked up. I guess that's the trade-off for placing an order online with a bargain basement printer.
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09-26-2006, 11:40 AM	#7 (permalink)
Dana Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 38	My biggest pet peeve is when someone tells you to 'relax' or 'calm down'. And it always happens when I'm not worked up or needing to 'calm down'.
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DWarrior Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 4,046	I think Adam was the best prank caller. But yeah, terrible when not on the phone.
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09-26-2006, 07:45 PM	#10 (permalink)
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