353: Calm Down

[wazza]

When my mates get loud and out of hand... I like to use this one

Settle... Settllllllle

[jwdd27]

Originally Posted by shellybelly

anytime i try to talk to my boyfriend about something that he may think is trivial that means a lot to me he tells me to calmate. i just wanna smack him

Hello Shellybelly,


FUUUUUUUUUUCCKK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!

Welcome to the Forums.

Nice dawg.

[shellybelly]

Originally Posted by jwdd27

Hello Shellybelly,


FUUUUUUUUUUCCKK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!

Welcome to the Forums.

Nice dawg.

haha thanks.

nice sting ray pic. is that a nod to steve erwin?

[paul_r]

Originally Posted by DWarrior

I think Adam was the best prank caller. But yeah, terrible when not on the phone.

well if you count getting hung up on the most, but that wasn't the point.

[rellek]

Another fun twist to the prank call, is to announce early in the call that you have tourette's syndrome and can't help the uncontrollable outbursts. Say the most outrageous shit and see how long you can go without laughing or getting hung up on.

[paul_r]

Originally Posted by rellek

Another fun twist to the prank call, is to announce early in the call that you have tourette's syndrome and can't help the uncontrollable outbursts. Say the most outrageous shit and see how long you can go without laughing or getting hung up on.

works the other way too, with cold callers...

[Ian]

here's a kid who needs to calm down...

easy... easy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKWkCWYvk9c


Germans...

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by Dana

My biggest pet peeve is when someone tells you to 'relax' or 'calm down'. And it always happens when I'm not worked up or needing to 'calm down'.

With one of my girlfriends I used to just hold a finger to my lips and shhhhhhh when she was just talking normal. As steam and incredulity blew from her ears I'd give it the old "abupupup" and zip-the-lips and she'd launch into me, fists flying. So sexy.

And fuck whoever wrote in and dissed Spooky, it was great to hear him again, that Heath Ledger lookin', Mike Tyson talkin' motherfucker. Spook's gold, pissed or not, the f-bomb is only a problem if you're uptight about it getting overheard. Belches on the other hand ...

[radrobert]

Originally Posted by klang

I am calm about the fact that all of libsyn.com seems to be down at the moment..

omfg so i dumped my ipod and cursed at walls for nothing? Its all lybsins fault? FUCK i thought my ipod software fucked up again, god damnit

[paul_r]

Originally Posted by radrobert

omfg so i dumped my ipod and cursed at walls for nothing? Its all lybsins fault? FUCK i thought my ipod software fucked up again, god damnit

You've jinxed me, my mp3 player just died on me...