365: Lowest Man on the Totem Pole

lydia mae · 10-16-2006, 10:18 PM

You didn't say he wrote poetry. He has really nice hair.

loh · 10-17-2006, 05:04 AM

I only just listened to the end of this show. Did I miss something or did Keith actually spike his girl's drink with jizz-cubes?

EastTexas · 10-17-2006, 07:06 AM

When Chemda was talking about the movie with someone living in the store, it reminded me of another 80's, 90's movie.

Career Opportunities. A guy and a girl are locked in a Target overnight. Great scene in it with Jennifer Connelly riding one of those little mechanical horse things they have for kids at stores.
Makes the movie worth seeing for that alone.

Blitzgal · 10-17-2006, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by loh

I only just listened to the end of this show. Did I miss something or did Keith actually spike his girl's drink with jizz-cubes?

Listen to 363: Balls for President, then listen to this one. All will be explained.

joshie s · 10-17-2006, 08:56 AM

The jizz-cicles reminded me of this gem...I feel like this was read on the show once...

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1327119

It's the story from Nov. 05 about the kid who peed in the ice machine at school.

lickmyballssuckmy · 10-17-2006, 11:47 AM

I was trying to figure out what bodily fluid Chemda would use if she wanted to get Keith back. Gotta go hurl now..

Good thread!

Gunderling · 10-17-2006, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by lickmyballssuckmy

I was trying to figure out what bodily fluid Chemda would use if she wanted to get Keith back. Gotta go hurl now..

Good thread!

I don't think that Chemda was entirely offended by the jizzcubes. Maybe more impressed(?) That was my take on the situation anyway.

lickmyballssuckmy · 10-17-2006, 11:52 AM

True.. I was just pondering it because I'm a retard. My mind just took over and I thought I'd share..

Gunderling · 10-17-2006, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by lickmyballssuckmy

True.. I was just pondering it because I'm a retard. My mind just took over and I thought I'd share..

I think Chemda is definitely the exception to the rule, mind you. If my husband pulled a stunt like that he would be sipping on period cubes the next time he had a Bloody Mary.

Blitzgal · 10-17-2006, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Gunderling

I think Chemda is definitely the exception to the rule, mind you. If my husband pulled a stunt like that he would be sipping on period cubes the next time he had a Bloody Mary.

Oooh, I like the way your brain works!

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EastTexas Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 1,259	When Chemda was talking about the movie with someone living in the store, it reminded me of another 80's, 90's movie. Career Opportunities. A guy and a girl are locked in a Target overnight. Great scene in it with Jennifer Connelly riding one of those little mechanical horse things they have for kids at stores. Makes the movie worth seeing for that alone.
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joshie s Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Boston, displaced from Brooklyn Posts: 86	The jizz-cicles reminded me of this gem...I feel like this was read on the show once... http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1327119 It's the story from Nov. 05 about the kid who peed in the ice machine at school.
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