366: Business Etiquette

Keith · 10-17-2006, 05:02 PM

"...with a joker smile and hot smelly-ass balls slapping against my body repeatedly."

IAMjoCanadian · 10-17-2006, 06:55 PM

S'about fuckin time. I had to buy a KATG black WWDN shirt cause I was so bored.

IAMjoCanadian · 10-17-2006, 07:33 PM

Those r early in the morning like 7 or 8.

nina-li · 10-18-2006, 03:00 AM

what the fuck Keith? you stood up when the woman went to the toilet? I don't know what you crazy Americans consider etiquette - why don't you just throw her a parade in celebration of the fact that she needs to pee? and if she needs to poop - well there's definitely an international convention in that.

slimkevi · 10-18-2006, 07:40 AM

omg

jwdd27 · 10-18-2006, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by nina-li

what the fuck Keith? you stood up when the woman went to the toilet? I don't know what you crazy Americans consider etiquette - why don't you just throw her a parade in celebration of the fact that she needs to pee? and if she needs to poop - well there's definitely an international convention in that.

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MichaelG · 10-18-2006, 11:39 AM

Keith use the Deadwood excuse. They stood up evertime a woman left the table on that show. and those men were MEN.

Dude, no white socks with dark shoes.

If some one else paid for the meal, you do not take home left overs.

At any business meeting order food that will not splash (pasta with a ton of sauce), take to long to eat (giant Cobb salad), or force you to pull something back out of your mouth (fat, gristle), or you have to use your hands to eat it. (Shellfish)

One drink is fine, as long as the one paying is drinking too.

scottperezfox · 10-18-2006, 11:56 AM

You think the Boston Ikea opening was intense! Last year, in London, someone got stabbed at the midnight opening of the North London location.

Read the article here

And of course let's not forget when H&M featured the Stella McCartney line - that was intense too, although no one got stabbed, even in New York.

secular chick · 10-18-2006, 01:15 PM

I can't believe this, but I have to side with Keith this time instead of Chemda. The whole deal with Keith is that he is himself, no bullshit. Like him or not, he's honest. Since the podcast is all about selling personality, be yourself! Chemda can be the polite one. Besides, the dinner is either going to get thrown out or fed to some waiter's dog. So do whatever the fuck you want to do.
Tanks!

greenie · 10-18-2006, 06:34 PM

I'm with Chemda, the meal/food is just a prop for the business meeting. You can't treat it like it's your personal night out and you're going to hoard every last bit of food. Part of acting cool in business I guess, at least they're not asking to play golf or something to close the deal like it was the 50's...

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MichaelG Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my chair Posts: 4,566	Keith use the Deadwood excuse. They stood up evertime a woman left the table on that show. and those men were MEN. Dude, no white socks with dark shoes. If some one else paid for the meal, you do not take home left overs. At any business meeting order food that will not splash (pasta with a ton of sauce), take to long to eat (giant Cobb salad), or force you to pull something back out of your mouth (fat, gristle), or you have to use your hands to eat it. (Shellfish) One drink is fine, as long as the one paying is drinking too.
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10-18-2006, 01:15 PM	#9 (permalink)
secular chick Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 5	Filet Mignon I can't believe this, but I have to side with Keith this time instead of Chemda. The whole deal with Keith is that he is himself, no bullshit. Like him or not, he's honest. Since the podcast is all about selling personality, be yourself! Chemda can be the polite one. Besides, the dinner is either going to get thrown out or fed to some waiter's dog. So do whatever the fuck you want to do. Tanks!
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greenie Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: St. Pete, FL Posts: 39	I'm with Chemda, the meal/food is just a prop for the business meeting. You can't treat it like it's your personal night out and you're going to hoard every last bit of food. Part of acting cool in business I guess, at least they're not asking to play golf or something to close the deal like it was the 50's...
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