1583: Dreadlocked

Keith · 05-08-2012, 05:13 PM

"I'll make dinner: berries and leaves, ya bitch."

WSEIII · 05-08-2012, 07:18 PM

I can see somebody's hair being an issue if they work in food service or preparation, but working the late shift at a convenience store? The worst that could happen is some family from Iowa comes in and one of the kids comments on his hair.

dannyhatch · 05-08-2012, 09:39 PM

The only reason Keith didn't want to hire me to be an intern was because when he saw my dick in chat my pubes were done up in dreads.

Sparrow · 05-08-2012, 10:05 PM

I'm wicked disheartened that experience was embarrassing for you, Hatch. I loved it. Put yourself out there like a mother fucking boss. King of Chat; and we're a bunch of sick judgmental fucks. Hold your head up, Sir.

(pun absolutely intended. penis.)

xoxo

DWarrior · 05-08-2012, 10:26 PM

Good thing I stick to the forums, so I've never seen The Penis.

Sparrow · 05-08-2012, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWarrior

Good thing I stick to the forums, so I've never seen The Penis.

you've also never seen my tits live.

DWarrior · 05-08-2012, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparrow

you've also never seen my tits live.

True. I'll probably listen live tomorrow, so we can fix that

Alekseyev · 05-09-2012, 12:20 AM

Danny's penis for Sparrow's tits. The choices we have to make in this community...

jpj1421 · 05-09-2012, 05:16 AM

I believe half of you believes less than half the shit they say.

energee · 05-09-2012, 09:36 AM

Just started listening to this show, and it already gave me a flashback. I worked for a summer for my city's Police Department when I was 18, writing parking tickets. At that point in my life, I chose to wear my hair long, and it curled around my head in a weird fro-like fashion. The police officers nicknamed me "Bon Jovi" and wouldn't talk to me like a person, but they hired me. A couple months in, I showed up for work and the dispatcher wouldn't buzz me in to the back area. I was told that I would not be allowed to work again until I cut my hair, because it made me look like a "damned skateboarder or something." Hair discrimination is real!

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05-08-2012, 05:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
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05-08-2012, 07:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	I can see somebody's hair being an issue if they work in food service or preparation, but working the late shift at a convenience store? The worst that could happen is some family from Iowa comes in and one of the kids comments on his hair.
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05-08-2012, 09:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
dannyhatch Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,591	The only reason Keith didn't want to hire me to be an intern was because when he saw my dick in chat my pubes were done up in dreads.
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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,396	I'm wicked disheartened that experience was embarrassing for you, Hatch. I loved it. Put yourself out there like a mother fucking boss. King of Chat; and we're a bunch of sick judgmental fucks. Hold your head up, Sir. (pun absolutely intended. penis.) xoxo
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DWarrior Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 4,046	Good thing I stick to the forums, so I've never seen The Penis.
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Alekseyev Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 102	Danny's penis for Sparrow's tits. The choices we have to make in this community...
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jpj1421 Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 95	I believe half of you believes less than half the shit they say.
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05-09-2012, 09:36 AM	#10 (permalink)
energee Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5	Just started listening to this show, and it already gave me a flashback. I worked for a summer for my city's Police Department when I was 18, writing parking tickets. At that point in my life, I chose to wear my hair long, and it curled around my head in a weird fro-like fashion. The police officers nicknamed me "Bon Jovi" and wouldn't talk to me like a person, but they hired me. A couple months in, I showed up for work and the dispatcher wouldn't buzz me in to the back area. I was told that I would not be allowed to work again until I cut my hair, because it made me look like a "damned skateboarder or something." Hair discrimination is real!
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