369: Jerkin' to It

Keith · 10-19-2006, 07:12 PM

"That's how Keith has sex. See that, kids?"

jsavimbi · 10-19-2006, 08:59 PM

Patrice is confused.

Good Morning Vietnam was his turning point. Before that it was nonsense. After that, his best role was Deconstructing Harry ( just like Cliff Robertson in 'Charly'), and his shark jump was probably Good Will Hunting. Thereafter it was downhill. He just became very, very LA.

I'm still a Moscow on the Hudson fan, though.

Blitzgal · 10-20-2006, 07:27 AM

I have a feeling that the girls who used dolls were rubbing against them, not inserting anything. When I was younger I had a small teddy bear that I used, but there was no penetration going on--I wouldn't even take off my underwear. We're talking clitoral action. Vagina play doesn't really do much, especially when you're twelve.

Chemda: Last night I dreamt you dyed your hair blonde. It was very surreal.

lickmyballssuckmy · 10-20-2006, 08:19 AM

text-based AB porn.. want more stories. I promise to look at your picture while I read it.

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Originally Posted by Blitzgal

I have a feeling that the girls who used dolls were rubbing against them, not inserting anything. When I was younger I had a small teddy bear that I used, but there was no penetration going on--I wouldn't even take off my underwear. We're talking clitoral action. Vagina play doesn't really do much, especially when you're twelve.

Chemda: Last night I dreamt you dyed your hair blonde. It was very surreal.

Blitzgal · 10-20-2006, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by lickmyballssuckmy

text-based AB porn.. want more stories. I promise to look at your picture while I read it.

I can tell you the rest of my dream...I was fucking an ex-boyfriend in their bathroom while Keith and Chemda listened at the door. Hot!

lickmyballssuckmy · 10-20-2006, 08:46 AM

Thank you, ma'am.. Eleven more ice cube holes left in the tray..

lickmyballssuckmy · 10-20-2006, 09:14 AM

I've got my own which involves a trip to Wisconsin and trying to choose between Blitzgal and Ezmeray. And then, all of a sudden, I don't have to choose between them. gotta go get another tray now..

jsavimbi · 10-20-2006, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by spaceboy

Patrice knows an awful lot about vibrators. I'm just sayin'.

Probably has one of those avon-sex toy franchises on the side.

nina-li · 10-20-2006, 09:33 AM

i can't remember which episode mentioned the foil and the sex - but Keith referred to it in this episode too - and i just wanted to mention the fact that a friend of mine (yes - a friend) was with a guy who suggested a chip (crisp) packet as a condom substitute. so so so yucky. she decided that she'd rather keep drinking instead of fucking.

lickmyballssuckmy · 10-20-2006, 09:44 AM

And I thought Charlie was one of a kind.. It just doesn't make sense. Too much damage can be done in there with these crinkly metallic.. just ew...

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jsavimbi Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Angola Posts: 679	Pahleese Patrice is confused. Good Morning Vietnam was his turning point. Before that it was nonsense. After that, his best role was Deconstructing Harry ( just like Cliff Robertson in 'Charly'), and his shark jump was probably Good Will Hunting. Thereafter it was downhill. He just became very, very LA. I'm still a Moscow on the Hudson fan, though.
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Blitzgal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 3,294	I have a feeling that the girls who used dolls were rubbing against them, not inserting anything. When I was younger I had a small teddy bear that I used, but there was no penetration going on--I wouldn't even take off my underwear. We're talking clitoral action. Vagina play doesn't really do much, especially when you're twelve. Chemda: Last night I dreamt you dyed your hair blonde. It was very surreal. Last edited by Blitzgal; 10-20-2006 at 08:09 AM.
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nina-li Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Canberra, Australia Posts: 4	i can't remember which episode mentioned the foil and the sex - but Keith referred to it in this episode too - and i just wanted to mention the fact that a friend of mine (yes - a friend) was with a guy who suggested a chip (crisp) packet as a condom substitute. so so so yucky. she decided that she'd rather keep drinking instead of fucking.
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