371: Being "Nice"

Blitzgal · 10-24-2006, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by skyjedi

What would quad do ith you anyway, poke at you with his hand sticks?

Didn't you hear the story about him and the nurse? He's still got some skills from what I've heard. Don't worry, I've got your back, Quad!

skyjedi · 10-24-2006, 09:15 AM

When i pictured that story, the sexy nurse was doing most of the work. Quad was just flopping around trying to touch the boobies

picard102 · 10-24-2006, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Blitzgal

Well, you can still pretend. I do have a subscription to Maxim. Dykes in Wisconsin tend to be pretty butch and weigh more than 300 pounds, anyway.

Fuck its horrible. Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois, Michigan. All fucking bear dykes.

Blitzgal · 10-24-2006, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by picard102

Fuck its horrible. Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois, Michigan. All fucking bear dykes.

It's probably because they're the ones who are the most visible. I am in Madison, and there is definitely a queer culture here amongst the college crowd. Lipstick lesbians just look straight unless you know they're gay.

jsavimbi · 10-24-2006, 10:29 AM

I can just picture coconut lurking around the Fung Wah bus stop waiting for SPE. Betcha he's got duct tape and rope in the trunk of his car.

skyjedi · 10-24-2006, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by jsavimbi

I can just picture coconut lurking around the Fung Wah bus stop waiting for SPE. Betcha he's got duct tape and rope in the trunk of his car.

And condoms that say "chemda said to use me"

MattTwo · 10-24-2006, 10:43 AM

"I can just picture coconut lurking around the Fung Wah bus stop waiting for SPE. Betcha he's got duct tape and rope in the trunk of his car."

You mean his Mum's Minivan?

jsavimbi · 10-24-2006, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by MattTwo

"I can just picture coconut lurking around the Fung Wah bus stop waiting for SPE. Betcha he's got duct tape and rope in the trunk of his car."

You mean his Mum's Minivan?

The one with no windows? Yeah, that's the one.

skyjedi · 10-24-2006, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by jsavimbi

The one with no windows? Yeah, that's the one.

With the Hello kitty decorations inside?

jsavimbi · 10-24-2006, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by skyjedi

With the Hello kitty decorations inside?

Odd. You seem intimately familiar with the setup. Do you have free arcade games in your basement?

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