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Old 10-24-2006, 10:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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372: Your Parents are Right

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Old 10-24-2006, 10:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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is it sad that sometimes that's how I actually wake up. the wife thinks little of me some days. *shrug*
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Old 10-25-2006, 01:33 AM   #3 (permalink)
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great quote.
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the runner up is

I like punching things.
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the runner up is

I like punching things.
weird... and we both like to punch things... GET OUTTA MY HEAD, KEET!
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Old 10-25-2006, 08:17 AM   #6 (permalink)
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If anyone really wants me and Jane to go to the Boston Live Show you can send $1500 to payments@GlitterRevenge.com That should do it.
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We had a lot of people come to preach on the public sidewalks back when I was in college. The Jehovah's Witnesses would follow students down the street as they walked to class. After having an annoyingly chatty religious escort a couple of times, I finally found the perfect response that would send them scattering in horror. I started telling them that I'm a Satanist. We were on a liberal arts college campus--of course they believed me!

When I was a kid the rumor was that my neighbor converted one to Lutheran one day. She's a housewife who doesn't drive and is so lonely that if she happens to catch you while you're out in the yard you're guaranteed to be trapped in an hour long conversation with her. The story goes that she was in the backyard gardening when a Jehovah's Witness showed up. She talked his ear off so long he agreed to visit her church just so he could get the hell away from her. I don't think it really happened, but it's nice to imagine that it might have.
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Old 10-25-2006, 10:27 AM   #8 (permalink)
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If anyone really wants me and Jane to go to the Boston Live Show you can send $1500 to payments@GlitterRevenge.com That should do it.
I could hire two look alikes for a quarter of that with guaranteed stage-bj and audience participation.

I'll take a rain check.
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RIAA Certification from wikipedia

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Contrary to popular belief, Nielsen SoundScan figures are not used in RIAA certification; the RIAA system predates Nielsen SoundScan and includes sales outlets Nielsen misses. Prior to Nielsen SoundScan, RIAA certification was the only audited and verifiable system for tracking music sales in the U.S.; it is still the only system capable of tracking 100% of sales (albeit as shipments less potential returns, not actual sales like Nielsen SoundScan).
Currently, the normal RIAA certifications for albums and singles are:Multi-disc albums are counted once for each disc within the album, if the album is 100 minutes or more in total length [2]. For example, each copy of OutKast's Speakerboxxx/The Love Below (total time 134:56) and Shania Twain's Up! (145:44), both double albums, was counted twice, meaning each album was certified diamond after only 5 million copies were shipped; however, each copy of Christina Aguilera's Back to Basics will only count once despite its being a double album, as its total time is only 78:55.
The best-selling album in the United States is The Eagles' Their Greatest Hits (1971-1975), which has gone 29 times platinum.


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A friend of mine, and her serioso, were accosted in their home this last week by JW's. I think I really like her response. Without telling them she's pagan, she let them in. When they were comfy and started in with "Might we as, do you go to church?" she replied "Oh no, we home church!" With her serioso merely grinning in the corner they began to notice the small alter, the statue of Buddha and several other tasteful but not-strictly-Christian items in the room. Bye-Bye.

Oh, and Chemda, my wife is a seamstress, if you really want that purple dress.

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