372: Your Parents are Right

[jsavimbi]

Originally Posted by Jack Bastard

Zing!! good one, fer reals but I DO have to issue a comeback so here we go...

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[Juline]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

We had a lot of people come to preach on the public sidewalks back when I was in college. The Jehovah's Witnesses would follow students down the street as they walked to class. After having an annoyingly chatty religious escort a couple of times, I finally found the perfect response that would send them scattering in horror. I started telling them that I'm a Satanist. We were on a liberal arts college campus--of course they believed me!

We used to have a couple women come to the house almost every week -- they would wait till we were outside working on the house or something, so it wasn't like we could not answer the door. My husband would debate with them to no end. Finally he told them "You're never going to convert me, so you should probably just give up." They ignored his request, of course, so he finally told them something to the effect of "If there was a God he wouldn't let priests fuck little boys." That did the trick. He also uses the "I'll give you time to talk about God if you give me equal time to talk about Satan." That works too.

[Coconut]

Hey. That pumpkin record Boston broke was previously held by the other named city in the show. I was at the Keene festival last weekend where we fell short and were beaten by Boston

[jsavimbi]

Originally Posted by Coconut

Hey. That pumpkin record Boston broke was previously held by the other named city in the show. I was at the Keene festival last weekend where we fell short and were beaten by Boston

Ah, so you live in the Southern NH - Western MA area? Thanks, good to know. Do you go to Keane State?

[Coconut]

Originally Posted by jsavimbi

Do you go to Keane State?

Yeah, and only live a bit down the street. My full name and address is not hard to find either. May be posted somewhere on this forum.

[arcatacat]

Originally Posted by jsavimbi

jsavimbi 1 - Jack Bastard 0

you can't give yourself points. Only others can hand them out.

[jsavimbi]

Originally Posted by arcatacat

you can't give yourself points. Only others can hand them out.

You were stuck in your day-long planning meeting to plan to meet again, so I went ahead marked it down for myself. Mr. Postmodernpunkrocker had nothing much to say after that, and after Keith brought it up on the show last night, I doubt he ever will.

[MattTwo]

The JW around me have a cunning plan, when doorstepping they take along a certified hottie, and, as I have a cock, I must open the door to them, then some wrinkled up old women enters stage left and blocks the hottie.. DAMN THEM, THEY'RE CLEVER*

* not really.

[jsavimbi]

Originally Posted by MattTwo

The JW around me have a cunning plan, when doorstepping they take along a certified hottie, and, as I have a cock, I must open the door to them, then some wrinkled up old women enters stage left and blocks the hottie.. DAMN THEM, THEY'RE CLEVER*

* not really.

Religious freaks only canvas poor areas. I haven't seen them for some time now.

[MattTwo]

HEY! I live in a wealthy area.. too wealthy for me to so I'm moving down the road