377: No Candy Here

Lesser God · 10-31-2006, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ass magellan

I'll bet Keith goes out first.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCK YOOOUU!

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vtkitty1313 · 10-31-2006, 11:03 PM

I take my "magic no baby pill" right away when i get up in the morning. Even if i sleep in on the weekdays i am only off an hour or 2 from when i usually take it during the week.

brianward81 · 11-01-2006, 01:16 AM

No matter what, my fiance' can't find her pill every 3 or 4 days. I think she needs her pill to be on one of those candy necklaces. That way it's always in the same spot.

MichaelG · 11-01-2006, 09:39 AM

Everyday at 9am EST, we should send an email, or a text message to Chemda.

Call the comment line, or the house phone, and just say; PILL.

To remind her to take the pill.

honeyy · 11-01-2006, 11:40 AM

Oh shit! I'm listening to the show at work and heard Chemda talk about missing her pill. I realized that not only did I forget to take my pill last night when I was out partying, but I am leaving for a business trip in a few hours and forgot to pack my pills. I'll have to cancel my last meeting today (with my boss) so that I can go back home and get my pills. Tanks Chemda.

MichaelG · 11-01-2006, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by honeyy

Oh shit! I'm listening to the show at work and heard Chemda talk about missing her pill. I realized that not only did I forget to take my pill last night when I was out partying, but I am leaving for a business trip in a few hours and forgot to pack my pills. I'll have to cancel my last meeting today (with my boss) so that I can go back home and get my pills. Tanks Chemda.

Do you want an email too?

We could make a list of women on the pill and send out reminders. Email, and or Text message.

Someone start a web page for this service. I bet we could make a buck off of it. We could offer their money back if they get PG. We email, they reply saying they took it. should cover our ass if they do run into a guy with super sperm.

jwdd27 · 11-01-2006, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MichaelG

Do you want an email too?

We could make a list of women on the pill and send out reminders. Email, and or Text message.

Someone start a web page for this service. I bet we could make a buck off of it. We could offer their money back if they get PG. We email, they reply saying they took it. should cover our ass if they do run into a guy with super sperm.

What if they forget to check their email?

MichaelG · 11-01-2006, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jwdd27

What if they forget to check their email?

Cell phone text,

then a phone call after 4 hours.

if no response after 6 hours, we call the guy she is sleeping with. HE will make sure it gets done.

default · 11-01-2006, 12:12 PM

for halloween, my mom bought a shitload of candy before she left to Las Vegas. After she left, people would come to my door and ask for candy. i would anwser the door while eating candy bars with the boxes of candy bars or whatever in my hand and tell them we ran out.

MichaelG · 11-01-2006, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by spaceboy

So we have to log all the women we sleep with? Is this what Coconut meant by the sex registry? I'm confused.

you may want to do that from a hidden IP.

The women sign up, hand us their personal info. We keep a list and photo.

Photo, we tell them if we see you on the street, we can verbally remind you.

10-31-2006, 11:03 PM	#12 (permalink)
vtkitty1313 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Posts: 387	I take my "magic no baby pill" right away when i get up in the morning. Even if i sleep in on the weekdays i am only off an hour or 2 from when i usually take it during the week.
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brianward81 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 997	No matter what, my fiance' can't find her pill every 3 or 4 days. I think she needs her pill to be on one of those candy necklaces. That way it's always in the same spot. Last edited by brianward81; 11-01-2006 at 01:22 AM.
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11-01-2006, 09:39 AM	#14 (permalink)
MichaelG Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my chair Posts: 4,566	Everyday at 9am EST, we should send an email, or a text message to Chemda. Call the comment line, or the house phone, and just say; PILL. To remind her to take the pill.
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honeyy Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Amherst, MA Posts: 57	Oh shit! I'm listening to the show at work and heard Chemda talk about missing her pill. I realized that not only did I forget to take my pill last night when I was out partying, but I am leaving for a business trip in a few hours and forgot to pack my pills. I'll have to cancel my last meeting today (with my boss) so that I can go back home and get my pills. Tanks Chemda.
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11-01-2006, 12:12 PM	#19 (permalink)
default Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: The Moon Posts: 55	for halloween, my mom bought a shitload of candy before she left to Las Vegas. After she left, people would come to my door and ask for candy. i would anwser the door while eating candy bars with the boxes of candy bars or whatever in my hand and tell them we ran out.
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