377: No Candy Here

DJQuad · 11-01-2006, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MichaelG

Everyday at 9am EST, we should send an email, or a text message to Chemda.

Heh.. I could set up a scheduled task on the server to Email her, or send a text message to her phone.

DJQuad · 11-01-2006, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MichaelG

Someone start a web page for this service.

takeyourdamnpill.com is available. lolz

MichaelG · 11-01-2006, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJQuad

Heh.. I could set up a scheduled task on the server to Email her, or send a text message to her phone.

Send it to Keith's too, she has the new smart phone and might not know how to use it yet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJQuad

takeyourdamnpill.com is available. lolz

Perfect.

honeyy · 11-01-2006, 01:09 PM

I do check my email 2893749827343 times a day...

Ondi · 11-01-2006, 05:49 PM

Re the pill: Have you looked into Nuva Ring or an IUD? Nuva Ring is good for a month. Put it in, don't think about it for 3 weeks, take it out, a week later put in a new one. They have all kinds of reminders that you can sign up or download. Same type of hormones as the pill.

The IUD is good for 5 years. Go to your doc, have it put in, ignore for the next 5 years. It's like $400 upfront but nothing for the next 5 years. You can get with hormones or without.

Bucho · 11-02-2006, 03:55 AM

Halloween isn't for hiding from the little scumbags, it's for fuckin with them. The second you open the door you can scare the shit out of them, then hold a twenty in one hand, a candy in the other, then put them behind your back and tell them to pick a hand. The shits can't contain their excitement thinking they actually have a chance with the 20. Then, as the disappointment starts to sink in, hit em with a blast from your water pistol filled with glitter water. It's your duty to mess with them and break their spirit so they quit before they end up on Coconut's doorstep.

Blank Mondragon · 11-07-2006, 08:24 PM

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Ondi Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5	Re the pill: Have you looked into Nuva Ring or an IUD? Nuva Ring is good for a month. Put it in, don't think about it for 3 weeks, take it out, a week later put in a new one. They have all kinds of reminders that you can sign up or download. Same type of hormones as the pill. The IUD is good for 5 years. Go to your doc, have it put in, ignore for the next 5 years. It's like $400 upfront but nothing for the next 5 years. You can get with hormones or without.
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