381: But Why did You Lie?

Keith · 11-06-2006, 10:34 PM

"That is sexy, when you were talkin' about in the car. I was just overwhelmed 'cause it was so hot."

blobby · 11-07-2006, 03:01 AM

Dr. Phil is great. for two tings. Entertainment and knowing that there are people out there that is more fucked up then your self.

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Record the townmeeting, i'm sure the forums will be able to help out with something.

Solar · 11-07-2006, 03:21 AM

"The Hebrew month is tied to an excellent measurement of the average time taken by the Moon to cycle from lunar conjunction to lunar conjunction. Twelve lunar months are about 354 days while the solar year is about 365 days so an extra lunar month is added every two or three years in accordance with a 19-year cycle of 235 lunar months (12 regular months every year plus 7 extra or embolismic months every 19 years)."

Lexi · 11-07-2006, 05:24 AM

I wish I had listened to that one live. Just by reading the quote I can tell it must be good. Can't wait to hear it.

Alliecat01979 · 11-07-2006, 08:13 AM

HAHAHAHA Bankers go to school for their position. Yeah right. I went to school to learn how to decorate cakes, and now I work in a bank and I'm not a teller either, I take care of your mortgages. I won't tell you which bank I work for. Maybe you'll find out someday when you get a mortage and I fuck it up do to lack of the proper education.
not to worry I won't screw up your mortgage I'm SMRT

smallnorth · 11-07-2006, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Alliecat01979

HAHAHAHA Bankers go to school for their position. Yeah right. I went to school to learn how to decorate cakes, and now I work in a bank and I'm not a teller either, I take care of your mortgages. I won't tell you which bank I work for. Maybe you'll find out someday when you get a mortage and I fuck it up do to lack of the proper education.
not to worry I won't screw up your mortgage I'm SMRT

Sureley you people only exist so Banks can lend us more than we can afford so you can reposess the property a few years later and enjoy the profit?

I don't see why that needs a good education.

Alliecat01979 · 11-07-2006, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by smallnorth

Sureley you people only exist so Banks can lend us more than we can afford so you can reposess the property a few years later and enjoy the profit?

I don't see why that needs a good education.

HMMMM hit a nerve did I ????

No I actually screw up on the side of the client. I discharged a mortgage that still had about $10,000.00 owing and the client never had to pay it. ooooops

smallnorth · 11-07-2006, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Alliecat01979

HMMMM hit a nerve did I ????

No I actually screw up on the side of the client. I discharged a mortgage that still had about $10,000.00 owing and the client never had to pay it. ooooops

I had my house reposessed 5 years ago after I was laid-off.

Never mind though, the profit the bank and I shared bought a holiday to NYC, Florida and the Bahamas.

And yes, now I own a house again.

Alliecat01979 · 11-07-2006, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by smallnorth

I had my house reposessed 5 years ago after I was laid-off.

Never mind though, the profit the bank and I shared bought a holiday to NYC, Florida and the Bahamas.

And yes, now I own a house again.

Glad to hear it. Your one step above me. The banks don't pay their employees enough to ever own a house. Unless your a VP.

MichaelG · 11-07-2006, 09:23 AM

OUR PRAYER MADE THE PAPER

Whoo Fucking Hoo.

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