382: Getting Over

Keith · 11-08-2006, 03:21 AM

"Oh you're one of them? Go fuck yourself!"

Solar · 11-08-2006, 06:36 AM

Loved this show. Lots of great stories and moments. Loved it!

brianward81 · 11-08-2006, 07:54 AM

Awesome show guys - glad Jeff & Gina got to say more than 3 words this time round.

riotstarter · 11-08-2006, 09:18 AM

when the bodies exhibition was on over here - there were lots of reports in the press that not *all* of the bodies had given their consent to be used in such a way.

some of them "may" have been executed as political prisoners (in china it isn't illegal to use these bodies for commercial purposes) and apparently seven bodies were sent back to china after two of them were found to have bullet holes in the backs of their heads.

MichaelG · 11-08-2006, 09:47 AM

Great show, glad you received a free meal. Can I borrow the press kit? Applebees is having a steak and shrimp thing.

Jeff wife got cut off more than once, I guess it doesn't only happen with DD.

It sounded like Chemda tried to ruin the Mom/seriouso meeting. Can I use "I am going to see the Specials", when I go to fart. I am kidding, I am glad you met her mother, now she will take the good words about you back to Chemda's father. I bet a dollar, he will want a sit down before he leaves to the mother country.

On a side note, can we get more foreigners to go back to their own country. They are crowding up the place.

rubbintheboywanker · 11-08-2006, 10:31 AM

the roommate scam has been going on for the longest time. it's an old twist on the fake cashier's check scam. posted several ads for roommates on craigslist and roommates.com and most emails are those type of scams.
cashier's check can also be faked. the bank essentially loans you money while they verify the cashier's check. even though the bank puts the money into your account, if the check is found to be frandulent it's still your fault. there've been many stories about this - one guy was arrested at a bank of america. search google for bank of america and clark howard.

MichaelG · 11-08-2006, 10:34 AM

I get chat request from girls in Africa. they all work for a Import export business. after a couple of chats, they ALL ask if I could cash a cashier check from one of their customers. same thing, keep a few buck for my troubles.

Now I know I can cash their check and keep it to 2 checks, and keep a grand for myself. Off to Bank of America.

germuhknee · 11-08-2006, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by MichaelG

I get chat request from girls in Africa. they all work for a Import export business. after a couple of chats, they ALL ask if I could cash a cashier check from one of their customers. same thing, keep a few buck for my troubles.

Now I know I can cash their check and keep it to 2 checks, and keep a grand for myself. Off to Bank of America.

Er, no. For jokes, go to KATG. For financial advice, try the Wall Street Journal or someting similar ...

NoirTech · 11-08-2006, 11:03 AM

A POISON play acted out by Transformers? Sign me up!!!

jesikat · 11-08-2006, 11:13 AM

Chemda's always knocking the TGI Fridays, but it's happy hour EVERY NIGHT! I can deal with the waiters trying to be my buddy when I'm getting $3 drinks, no problem.

11-08-2006, 03:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,543	382: Getting Over "Oh you're one of them? Go fuck yourself!"
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11-08-2006, 06:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
Solar Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 182	Loved this show. Lots of great stories and moments. Loved it!
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brianward81 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 997	Awesome show guys - glad Jeff & Gina got to say more than 3 words this time round.
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11-08-2006, 09:18 AM	#4 (permalink)
riotstarter Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: London Posts: 20	shady body snatcheers when the bodies exhibition was on over here - there were lots of reports in the press that not all of the bodies had given their consent to be used in such a way. some of them "may" have been executed as political prisoners (in china it isn't illegal to use these bodies for commercial purposes) and apparently seven bodies were sent back to china after two of them were found to have bullet holes in the backs of their heads.
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11-08-2006, 09:47 AM	#5 (permalink)
MichaelG Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my chair Posts: 4,566	Great show, glad you received a free meal. Can I borrow the press kit? Applebees is having a steak and shrimp thing. Jeff wife got cut off more than once, I guess it doesn't only happen with DD. It sounded like Chemda tried to ruin the Mom/seriouso meeting. Can I use "I am going to see the Specials", when I go to fart. I am kidding, I am glad you met her mother, now she will take the good words about you back to Chemda's father. I bet a dollar, he will want a sit down before he leaves to the mother country. On a side note, can we get more foreigners to go back to their own country. They are crowding up the place.
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11-08-2006, 10:31 AM	#6 (permalink)
rubbintheboywanker Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 156	the roommate scam has been going on for the longest time. it's an old twist on the fake cashier's check scam. posted several ads for roommates on craigslist and roommates.com and most emails are those type of scams. cashier's check can also be faked. the bank essentially loans you money while they verify the cashier's check. even though the bank puts the money into your account, if the check is found to be frandulent it's still your fault. there've been many stories about this - one guy was arrested at a bank of america. search google for bank of america and clark howard. __________________ No eternal reward will forgive us for wasting the dawn! Last edited by rubbintheboywanker; 11-08-2006 at 10:33 AM.
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11-08-2006, 10:34 AM	#7 (permalink)
MichaelG Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my chair Posts: 4,566	I get chat request from girls in Africa. they all work for a Import export business. after a couple of chats, they ALL ask if I could cash a cashier check from one of their customers. same thing, keep a few buck for my troubles. Now I know I can cash their check and keep it to 2 checks, and keep a grand for myself. Off to Bank of America.
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11-08-2006, 11:03 AM	#9 (permalink)
NoirTech Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Tucson AZ Posts: 47	A POISON play acted out by Transformers? Sign me up!!!
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11-08-2006, 11:13 AM	#10 (permalink)
jesikat Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: the mitten Posts: 937	Chemda's always knocking the TGI Fridays, but it's happy hour EVERY NIGHT! I can deal with the waiters trying to be my buddy when I'm getting $3 drinks, no problem.
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