457: Marry Me!

Keith · 03-09-2007, 01:22 AM

"I'd like to kill myself and then get it back."

zerocool · 03-09-2007, 01:26 AM

woot listening now

picard102 · 03-09-2007, 02:43 AM

I almost got married once, no proposal or anything though. We were in Key West and we were just going to go out and get it done at city hall. I decided we should wait till she moved back to Canada. A week latter she got married to some guy old enough to be her Dad, she was 19 and we has 38, who also had a 16 y/o daughter. I guess she and her daughter in-law can share clothes now and gab about Johnny Deep and Hanson.

Anyways, digg never pulled that kind of bullshit on me, so digg the show. Sorry Rajjy, no funnies today.

http://www.digg.com/podcasts/Keith_and_The_Girl/302936

gumby013 · 03-09-2007, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by zerocool

woot listening now

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooouuuuuu! And welcome to the forums.

DexIsGod · 03-09-2007, 09:45 AM

Just listening to the show now and making my first post here. ...and discovering that I can't listen and type at the same time.

*Insert witty sarcasm here*

Holy crap I really shouldn't start drinking at 9am. Stupid day off

DaHonay · 03-09-2007, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DexIsGod

Just listening to the show now and making my first post here. ...and discovering that I can't listen and type at the same time.

*Insert witty sarcasm here*

Holy crap I really shouldn't start drinking at 9am. Stupid day off

Welcome and FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK YYOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

And don't worry about the drinking... It's 5pm somewhere!

gumby013 · 03-09-2007, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DexIsGod

Just listening to the show now and making my first post here. ...and discovering that I can't listen and type at the same time.

*Insert witty sarcasm here*

Holy crap I really shouldn't start drinking at 9am. Stupid day off

Fuuuuuuuck yooooouuuuuu! And welcome to the forums.

EDIT: Ooh, a threesome...

starscream · 03-09-2007, 10:34 AM

When I was 19 with a fever of 104, I proposed to my girlfriend in the car. She had been talking about getting away from her family and all that regular rebellion crap and I guess I thought this would be a solution. She said yes and I kept asking her. (Hopefully) needless to say, it didn't actually happen.

Years later she called me out of the blue and when I asked why she suddenly wanted to talk to me again, she said that I was a major part of her life and kept managing to bring up the fact that I was the only person who had ever asked her to get married. She didn't seem fazed (or maybe she just chose not to remember) that I was in a compromised state and she kind of cornered me into it.

She's married now. Not to me. Again, needless.

DexIsGod · 03-09-2007, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by starscream

When I was 19 with a fever of 104, I proposed to my girlfriend in the car. ...

When I was 19 and had a fever of "dumb bitch told me I couldn't get into her pants because her love was for God"... I totally proved her wrong. Took 38 hours. Now I'm divorced, have 2 kids, am fighting for custody because she abuses them, and have a healthy respect for the reality check that must be made before trying to get laid.

...Alas sometimes the penis still outvotes the brain. *sigh*

starscream · 03-09-2007, 11:00 AM

I guess it's true. The ones that suffer are funnier.

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picard102 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 2,949	I almost got married once, no proposal or anything though. We were in Key West and we were just going to go out and get it done at city hall. I decided we should wait till she moved back to Canada. A week latter she got married to some guy old enough to be her Dad, she was 19 and we has 38, who also had a 16 y/o daughter. I guess she and her daughter in-law can share clothes now and gab about Johnny Deep and Hanson. Anyways, digg never pulled that kind of bullshit on me, so digg the show. Sorry Rajjy, no funnies today. http://www.digg.com/podcasts/Keith_and_The_Girl/302936
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starscream Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,025	When I was 19 with a fever of 104, I proposed to my girlfriend in the car. She had been talking about getting away from her family and all that regular rebellion crap and I guess I thought this would be a solution. She said yes and I kept asking her. (Hopefully) needless to say, it didn't actually happen. Years later she called me out of the blue and when I asked why she suddenly wanted to talk to me again, she said that I was a major part of her life and kept managing to bring up the fact that I was the only person who had ever asked her to get married. She didn't seem fazed (or maybe she just chose not to remember) that I was in a compromised state and she kind of cornered me into it. She's married now. Not to me. Again, needless.
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