515: State of Emergency

Keith · 06-13-2007, 03:45 AM

"Is this the guy's way of sizing us up?"

Ironman Bobby · 06-13-2007, 06:10 AM

their is still no KATG/Canada

just decided last night that i want to go but i need to figure out how much it is going to cost. 150 round trip for the bus but where does it leave from? where should i park my car in New York for 3 days that is not 30 bucks a day? is everyone staying in one hotel or is everyone split up? SO CONFUSED I FEEL LIKE ITS THE SOPRANOS ENDING ALL OVER AGAIN....

very very verys excited though

beerchick · 06-13-2007, 06:32 AM

Did anyone get pictures of Keith's George and Brad impressions on paltalk? I've got paltalk, just couldn't stay up that late!

armenta · 06-13-2007, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ironman Bobby

their is still no KATG/Canada...

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Yooooooooooooooooou!
and welcome to the forums.

-Peesch

Ironman Bobby · 06-13-2007, 08:02 AM

tanks

36D · 06-13-2007, 08:49 AM

911 sucks. My car died on the side of the road during a torrential rain storm, and I had called my dad who was on his way to pick me up. A car pulled up behind me and I went outside to the side of the car since I thought it was my dad. Turned out to be some creepy looking man asking if I needed help. I told him no, my dad was on his way, and I thanked him for stopping. I went back to join my friend in my car and the guy started to back away. A few seconds later, he slammed into the back of my car. I thought it was accidental at first, but then he kept doing it. I was 17 and on a road that didn't get much traffic and didn't have any street lights, so I was scared and my friend called 911. He said, "Our car broke down and some asshole is hitting the back of our car". And the operator yelled at him for cursing. My friend was too shocked to say anything mean back, but the woman eventually said that they would send a car out. 20 minutes later my dad showed up and we left, with no sign of a cop nearby.

Then when I was younger, I mis-dialed a phone number and ended up getting 911. I hung up real quick since I didn't want to tie up the line if there were real emergencies. Then my phone rang and a 911 operator asked if I had called, and I explained what happened. She then asked to speak to my mother. So I gave the phone to my mother and the woman lectured her about letting her daughter prank call 911.

They have time to lecture people but not send for help? What the fuck?

ababuu · 06-13-2007, 11:29 AM

Not only did they try to make a gay bomb, they also tried to make a halitosis bomb to distinguish enemy combatants from civilians and a bomb that will make wasp/bees and rats attack the enemy.

First we find about assasin dolphins and now this. Seems like the Army's watching too much Looney Tunes.

Spazz · 06-13-2007, 12:16 PM

Fagfer, Gayfer......but what's a Phermoan...err...fer?

Vudell · 06-13-2007, 12:24 PM

the best quote: "you have to watch out for those gay bullets, they don't come straight at you"

Cubby · 06-13-2007, 12:44 PM

Look out Portions, Chemda thinks you're PsychoTeddy.

She thinks you're changing your sex, dude.

06-13-2007, 03:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
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Ironman Bobby Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Reston, VA also can be found in my cubical, because really thats where i live Posts: 403	their is still no KATG/Canada just decided last night that i want to go but i need to figure out how much it is going to cost. 150 round trip for the bus but where does it leave from? where should i park my car in New York for 3 days that is not 30 bucks a day? is everyone staying in one hotel or is everyone split up? SO CONFUSED I FEEL LIKE ITS THE SOPRANOS ENDING ALL OVER AGAIN.... very very verys excited though
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Ironman Bobby Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Reston, VA also can be found in my cubical, because really thats where i live Posts: 403	tanks
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06-13-2007, 08:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
36D Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 1,438	911 sucks. My car died on the side of the road during a torrential rain storm, and I had called my dad who was on his way to pick me up. A car pulled up behind me and I went outside to the side of the car since I thought it was my dad. Turned out to be some creepy looking man asking if I needed help. I told him no, my dad was on his way, and I thanked him for stopping. I went back to join my friend in my car and the guy started to back away. A few seconds later, he slammed into the back of my car. I thought it was accidental at first, but then he kept doing it. I was 17 and on a road that didn't get much traffic and didn't have any street lights, so I was scared and my friend called 911. He said, "Our car broke down and some asshole is hitting the back of our car". And the operator yelled at him for cursing. My friend was too shocked to say anything mean back, but the woman eventually said that they would send a car out. 20 minutes later my dad showed up and we left, with no sign of a cop nearby. Then when I was younger, I mis-dialed a phone number and ended up getting 911. I hung up real quick since I didn't want to tie up the line if there were real emergencies. Then my phone rang and a 911 operator asked if I had called, and I explained what happened. She then asked to speak to my mother. So I gave the phone to my mother and the woman lectured her about letting her daughter prank call 911. They have time to lecture people but not send for help? What the fuck? __________________ moon rose: Excuse me!! Would you stop for a moment?! Rajjy: Alright stop... collaborate, and LISTEN. Birthday list!! SNA 10,000th post (for a few minutes, anyway) 2,000
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06-13-2007, 11:29 AM	#7 (permalink)
ababuu Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: at the tippy top Posts: 470	Not only did they try to make a gay bomb, they also tried to make a halitosis bomb to distinguish enemy combatants from civilians and a bomb that will make wasp/bees and rats attack the enemy. First we find about assasin dolphins and now this. Seems like the Army's watching too much Looney Tunes. Last edited by ababuu; 06-13-2007 at 01:28 PM.
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