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11-27-2006, 12:48 AM | #32 (permalink) |
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Hey, how many of you sick fucks agree with me that what that lawyer said about fucking dead animals is not ridiculuous?
Think about it: First, why is there a law against fucking animals? Is it because it's gross? Or is it because it is cruel and harmful to the animal? I would argue that the true purpose of the law is the latter. (because if it's the former then fucking old broads would be illegal) Well, if the animal is dead it can no longer feel pain or humiliation, can it? It is therefore not harmful to the animal. Take cremation, for example. To cremate a dead dog is quite a different thing than to light a living one on fire. Secondly, I agree with what the lawyer said at the end of his quote: If we define a carcass as an animal, where does it end? If fucking a dead cow is illegal, is fucking a handful of raw liver illegal? What about an entire side of beef? If fucking a dead rabbit is illegal is it also illegal to jerk off with a fur lined glove? If I lay face down, naked on a bearskin rug and rub my dick all over it is that illegal? It has a head, and feet, right? hmmmmm, just wondering. Last edited by MyButtPlug; 11-27-2006 at 01:57 AM. |
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11-28-2006, 12:14 AM | #33 (permalink) |
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I've only been with one vege girl and she tastes good. Along with a japanese girl I dated she tastes better than any other girl I've been with.
(For the record I eat meat and my girl doesn't read the forum). |
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