394: Complete Ignorance

zwa · 11-28-2006, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Emelath

that doesn't sound comfortable for the girl!

So?

Brend0n · 11-28-2006, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Jenna_f

Man threatens to slash the throat of someone for not washing their hands...

Now whenever someone on the chat suggests I should date someone who has ocd aswell, I can sight this as an example.
People with OCD are fucking wierd.

What's weird about them? They are people too are they not?

jwdd27 · 11-29-2006, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by honeyy

Adam has all sorts of smart quips in this one: sommelier, William S. Burroughs, "Roman numeral five."

This is the same guy as sugar walls and plates baseball?

He didn't seem as wasted as he sometimes has been.

His best bit was when he said they should ram the monk's severed cock in his mouth, 'cos he's a snitch. That made me laugh anyway.

joshie s · 11-29-2006, 01:12 PM

Having grown up in Brooklyn I learned to play pool at brownstone billiards. That place was incredibly ghetto, and it's funny considering you go three blocks in the other direction and it's a rich nice neighborhood.

This is a story that the kids will understand. One time in high school we convinced our physics teacher to take us to brownstone billiards so we could learn about angles and stuff from watching the balls bounce around. There were a lot of people scratching their heads when a group of 15 white preppy kids came into play pool in the middle of the morning. That was funny.

Ah, memories.

RyeNOTBourbon · 11-29-2006, 08:12 PM

Ya that happened to Willy Buroughs when he was in jail he talks about it in JUNKIE...
Worse thing ever being plugged by opiates...Ive known people to go weeks without dropping the kids off.

Jenna_f · 11-29-2006, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Brend0n

What's weird about them? They are people too are they not?

"...I should date someone who has ocd aswell"
Has ocd aswell.
As in I have ocd.
as in i'm qualified to say people with ocd are wierd.

Bucho · 12-01-2006, 04:03 AM

Whenever Adam's on the chemistry is so natural it's not like there's a guest but more like another host.

Juline · 12-03-2006, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Bucho

Whenever Adam's on the chemistry is so natural it's not like there's a guest but more like another host.

I agree.

Cubby · 12-03-2006, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Juline

I agree.

Me too. Adam is one of my favorite guests. Also, he provides quality aftershow material.

Vern · 12-24-2009, 02:28 AM

I've recently starting listening to Keith and the Girl. I'm quickly working my way through because I have to start from the begining so I haven't heard any new shows. This one has been my favorite so far. I was doing some computer work with one of my supervisors right behind me and trying so hard to stifle the laughs. Eventually I had to explain to her that it was too inappropriate to expain at work. I said this to a supervisor that I had been drinking with and discussing the sex life of another coworker with the night before. I love you Keith and Chemeda and I can't wait to catch up and listen to the new shows, although right now I am enjoying that there are so many that I haven't heard I can listen 8 hours a day and never run out!

11-29-2006, 01:12 PM	#24 (permalink)
joshie s Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Boston, displaced from Brooklyn Posts: 86	Brownstone Billiards Having grown up in Brooklyn I learned to play pool at brownstone billiards. That place was incredibly ghetto, and it's funny considering you go three blocks in the other direction and it's a rich nice neighborhood. This is a story that the kids will understand. One time in high school we convinced our physics teacher to take us to brownstone billiards so we could learn about angles and stuff from watching the balls bounce around. There were a lot of people scratching their heads when a group of 15 white preppy kids came into play pool in the middle of the morning. That was funny. Ah, memories. __________________ L'chai'im I'm Josh The Jew on the chat. www.myspace.com/joshthejew_katg
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11-29-2006, 08:12 PM	#25 (permalink)
RyeNOTBourbon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Bottom of a bottle Posts: 487	Ya that happened to Willy Buroughs when he was in jail he talks about it in JUNKIE... Worse thing ever being plugged by opiates...Ive known people to go weeks without dropping the kids off.
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12-01-2006, 04:03 AM	#27 (permalink)
Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,883	Whenever Adam's on the chemistry is so natural it's not like there's a guest but more like another host.
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12-24-2009, 02:28 AM	#30 (permalink)
Vern Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1	I've recently starting listening to Keith and the Girl. I'm quickly working my way through because I have to start from the begining so I haven't heard any new shows. This one has been my favorite so far. I was doing some computer work with one of my supervisors right behind me and trying so hard to stifle the laughs. Eventually I had to explain to her that it was too inappropriate to expain at work. I said this to a supervisor that I had been drinking with and discussing the sex life of another coworker with the night before. I love you Keith and Chemeda and I can't wait to catch up and listen to the new shows, although right now I am enjoying that there are so many that I haven't heard I can listen 8 hours a day and never run out!
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