397: You're Outted

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by MichaelG

Cool, I can now remove Andrea from my myspace page.
(FUCK I am forty years old and I typed that)(someone shoot me)

You can put this Andrea on your Myspace if you want! I'm under Blitzgal. It's weird hearing them say my name on the show even though they're not talking about me. I don't meet many Andreas, that's probably why. I've also never crashed at anyone's house except for my parents immediately after college. The moment I got a job after graduation, I was out of there! And $600 for rent is cheap in Wisconsin so I can only imagine how cheap that is in New York

Imagining Keith--a grown man--jumping on his own sofa in an attempt to break it is so hilarious to me I cracked up on the bus this morning and probably made everyone think I'm totally nuts. Poor Keith and Chemda, I'm glad they were able to let out this pent up frustration regarding this issue.

[StuartPants]

Originally Posted by Cubby

I just recently moved, and it's because my old roommate, Casey, did an Andrea every day (I hate to call it this, as it will only add fuel to the fire, but then again, I might make up for it by becoming her MySpace buddy). He lived in our apartment and paid his rent, but he is a fucking slob, didn't go to school (he still has 3 college semesters left), and only works 20 hours a week at a classy place we like to call Taco Del Mar. He also invited freaks over so they'd give him weed so he could get baked and break at least one of my possessions during every high spell.

I'd confront him on my broken shit and he'd try to pass it off like it was no big deal, which is what really pissed me off. It got to a point where I'd just think of excuses to not be in my apartment 16 hours a day just so I didn't have to see the fucking sty I lived in. I even quit cooking for two weeks because all the dishes were in the sink, filthy (yes, literally all the dishes). I refused to clean them because none of them were my mess (again, literally none) even though I owned everything in the kitchen with the exception of one pot and one colander.

So I moved the fuck out and I doubt he will be able to pay his rent on 20 hours a week, let alone cook with only a pot and a colander, but I have no regrets. Get your life together, sir, and let this be a lesson to you.

yeah cub... that's what I'm saying... you think that by NOT doing the dishes it would send a message once he sees it piling up and notices the stench emanating from it. I would only clean my dishes. A month later when I let him in on my little plan, he's like "oh yeah.. I did notice that." THE END! WT?!?! I almost lost my mind.. I think blood started dripping from my lips as I quietly bit my tongue.

[Patrice]

Originally Posted by Cubby

did an Andrea every day

Might be your attempt at being funny but it isn't.

[StuartPants]

Originally Posted by Patrice

Might be your attempt at being funny but it isn't.

Coming soon... "My Miserably Failed Attempts at Humor and the Black Women that Scorn Me." -by Cub E.

[Cubby]

Originally Posted by Patrice

Might be your attempt at being funny but it isn't.

This was not supposed to be funny, really. It was more of an attempt to parallel the two situations in a way that would be readily understandable by the people reading it.

I could have said, "My old roommate, Casey, would constantly be on the couch doing nothing when I came home, and it made me angry, much in the same way Keith and Chemda's situation with Andrea angered Keith and, to a lesser extent, Chemda." But I didn't say that.

I chose brevity over consideration, a crime normally forgiven if not overlooked on the forums, but in this case, I realize it may have been misconstrued as a flippant attempt to get a laugh out of an uncomfortably disappointing situation. I am sorry for the miscommunication; no harm was meant.

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by Juline

Isn't that the truth. We're moving in the next six months or so, and have been giving some thought to buying a HUGE house, or a big lot with two houses, or an industrial space or something, and sharing it with another couple. We've known them for years and years, we just spent two weeks together (divided time between their house and ours), and got along so well. We were all pretty bummed when they went home to WA (where we'll be moving). It's a big decision, though, and I'm sure we'll be discussing it at length before we make any real decisions. I like the idea, but I'm not convinced I like it enough to give up 100% of my privacy.

I hear you. The biggest part is knowing where each others' boundaries are with basic stuff like chores and tidiness and money. It's a tough talk to have because no one wants to be laying down the law and seen as anal or a nazi or their parents but if you don't talk about how you like things to be right up front you're asking for shit later. You have to at least try and start on the same page.

[rossnicoll]

Originally Posted by jwdd27

Fantastic show - "the best for a long time"

Thanks Patrice, Keith, Chemda and SexyPotatoE.

Also good to hear Ross Nicoll from England. The movie "Cluck" sucks, right?

You're just jealous cos all i have to do is talk and girls want to suck my dick.
No one likes a cockney.

[Juline]

Originally Posted by rossnicoll

You're just jealous cos all i have to do is talk and girls want to suck my dick.
No one likes a cockney.

That's true It goes both ways, though -- my husband is HOT for Scottish chicks and fantasizes about Scottish porn. I may have to get him some for Christmas this year.

[rossnicoll]

Originally Posted by Juline

That's true It goes both ways, though -- my husband is HOT for Scottish chicks and fantasizes about Scottish porn. I may have to get him some for Christmas this year.

Fuck the porn, lets just do some swinging! wife swap KATG style

[Juline]

Originally Posted by rossnicoll

Fuck the porn, lets just do some swinging! wife swap KATG style

LOL! You may have just found the key in getting him interested in KATG!