401: Trash

Keith · 12-07-2006, 03:22 AM

"Me and every black rapper - are you kidding? You don't know us."

Emelath · 12-07-2006, 03:54 AM

Damn Midnight Shows during the week!

Been late twice this week.

Bucho · 12-07-2006, 04:49 AM

The retards who do the exagerated sigh and act disgusted, fuck em all, makes you want to spring a glitter bomb on their ass or douse them in pig jizz to show them what there really is to be disgusted at. Some more awesome Keet rage in this show, that stuff is gold, rewind and rewind it til the tape's worn out.

alexarch · 12-07-2006, 09:37 AM

Who-hoo! KATG comin' to mah town!

Hey Bucho! Funny seeing you here.

EastTexas · 12-07-2006, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by alexarch

Who-hoo! KATG comin' to mah town!

Ditto !!! that and we get to see Crushsed.

Blitzgal · 12-07-2006, 12:02 PM

Dallas? Hmmm, can Chicago be far behind??????

Another stellar Keith rant, I love it. Remember you just told the story of the guy who shot and killed a 14 year old kid for egging his car. People definitely shouldn't be hitting random cars with anything, even if you're old.

Reversal of Fortune: "On a December 1, 2006 airing of the Oprah Winfrey Show entitled: "Are You Ready For a Windfall?", Ted and the producer of the documentary were on the program to promote the documentary and speak of their account of the experiment. When asked by Oprah how much of the $100,000 he still had, Ted replied "none". Ted also mentioned that he is back homeless, and content with his current circumstance."

Bucho · 12-07-2006, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by alexarch

Who-hoo! KATG comin' to mah town!

Hey Bucho! Funny seeing you here.

Yeah bro, your taste in movies is only surpassed by your taste in podcasts. You might not be able to contain yourself seeing K-Dog up there on the big screen. Tell you one thing, I'd be pretty curious to find out what the atomosphere is like in a theatre full of KATG animals watching the movie. Snakes On A Who?

alexarch · 12-07-2006, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Bucho

Tell you one thing, I'd be pretty curious to find out what the atomosphere is like in a theatre full of KATG animals watching the movie. Snakes On A Who?

I didn't get that they would actually be showing the movie. I was unclear because as soon as Chemda announced it, my brain went into giddy school-girl mode, eg. "I CAN'T BELIEVE KATG ARE COMING TO MY CITY!!! YIPPEEEEEEE!!" I could probably not see this horror movie and die a happy man. And I will now have to butter up my S.O. even more to get him to come to the show. He already doesn't understand how I can like a guy that tries to say "faggot" and "nigger" as many times as possible in one podcast. Don't get me wrong; the director when he was on the show was wonderful and seemed like a really cool guy, and I wish only good things for him. I'm just not really in to what sounds like a straight-to-video horror flick.

bullymike · 12-10-2006, 12:18 PM

keet is dead on: The people that try to teach you manners are always the most rude whiney fucking whores themselves. reminded me of this bullshit i got a few weeks ago on my way to work... I was making a left turn into the parking lot, and there were these two forty-something ladies crossing the street just then in a way that made me have to wait before making my turn. I recognized that they had the right of way, but it was a situation where one of the women clearly recognized that I was waiting for them and was visibly taking her sweet time on purpose... so they pass, and i pull in, and as it happens this particular parking lot has a little ramp you have to go up as you drive in. i'm driving a standard, and i was going slowly (from a dead stop), and i have to give a little gas to get up and into the lot. i get out and i'm walking to the building when i look up and notice these two broads have stopped in the middle of the parking lot (even though its freezing cold outside), and the one slow bitch is glaring at me. She says as I walk up "It's not very nice to rev your engine at people, you know." I'm caught off guard, but I'm in a good mood and I say "Oh, sorry, it's a standard and i was coming out of first gear..." She interrupts me "I don't care what it is, it's rude," and says a few more things i don't really remember in a snippy, authoritative attitude.

Since I'm still a bit new at the job, and I don't know who the big chiefs are yet, I say, "Well, I'm sorry you're upset" and i just walked away. i love giving assholes the fake apology, but she really deserved a big ole fuuuuuuuuuuuuck you. or yeah maybe a punch to the jaw.

Blitzgal · 12-11-2006, 07:31 AM

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Since I'm still a bit new at the job, and I don't know who the big chiefs are yet, I say, "Well, I'm sorry you're upset" and i just walked away. i love giving assholes the fake apology, but she really deserved a big ole fuuuuuuuuuuuuck you. or yeah maybe a punch to the jaw.

I'll admit that as a pedestrian I've been irritated by people laying on the gas the instant I'm out of their way, but I always hustle my ass across the street and I would never go out of my way to find the person and lecture them about it. That's kind of psycho.

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Blitzgal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 3,294	Dallas? Hmmm, can Chicago be far behind?????? Another stellar Keith rant, I love it. Remember you just told the story of the guy who shot and killed a 14 year old kid for egging his car. People definitely shouldn't be hitting random cars with anything, even if you're old. Reversal of Fortune: "On a December 1, 2006 airing of the Oprah Winfrey Show entitled: "Are You Ready For a Windfall?", Ted and the producer of the documentary were on the program to promote the documentary and speak of their account of the experiment. When asked by Oprah how much of the $100,000 he still had, Ted replied "none". Ted also mentioned that he is back homeless, and content with his current circumstance." __________________ "'Wah! I'm not good enough, so I blame YOU!' - by the way, that's a baby accent." - Chemda Last edited by Blitzgal; 12-07-2006 at 01:37 PM.
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bullymike Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 37	griping bastids keet is dead on: The people that try to teach you manners are always the most rude whiney fucking whores themselves. reminded me of this bullshit i got a few weeks ago on my way to work... I was making a left turn into the parking lot, and there were these two forty-something ladies crossing the street just then in a way that made me have to wait before making my turn. I recognized that they had the right of way, but it was a situation where one of the women clearly recognized that I was waiting for them and was visibly taking her sweet time on purpose... so they pass, and i pull in, and as it happens this particular parking lot has a little ramp you have to go up as you drive in. i'm driving a standard, and i was going slowly (from a dead stop), and i have to give a little gas to get up and into the lot. i get out and i'm walking to the building when i look up and notice these two broads have stopped in the middle of the parking lot (even though its freezing cold outside), and the one slow bitch is glaring at me. She says as I walk up "It's not very nice to rev your engine at people, you know." I'm caught off guard, but I'm in a good mood and I say "Oh, sorry, it's a standard and i was coming out of first gear..." She interrupts me "I don't care what it is, it's rude," and says a few more things i don't really remember in a snippy, authoritative attitude. Since I'm still a bit new at the job, and I don't know who the big chiefs are yet, I say, "Well, I'm sorry you're upset" and i just walked away. i love giving assholes the fake apology, but she really deserved a big ole fuuuuuuuuuuuuck you. or yeah maybe a punch to the jaw. Last edited by bullymike; 12-10-2006 at 12:28 PM.
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