402: The Penis Show

noname · 12-08-2006, 08:58 PM

This is Jason from Oklahoma.

Just wanted to say thanks for your input.

And Keith, I'm going to take your advice. My wife is Caribbean, (that's right, not just black she's also foreign). Maybe I can bring up how I wish we could fly down visit her mom for Christmas. Usually when someone says the word "fly", people ask where; surely it's some where more interesting than Oklahoma.

And no, that woman isn't my boss. I work as a webmaster, and she's a book keeper. Even if I could sue her and/or the company I wouldn't get anything anyway. Too bad, Immigration cost is a bitch.

And no Keith, it didn't really bother me. After listening to your show, Distorted View, and NLO, it'll take a lot to offend me. Just felt it was interesting. Well, it's a little troubling people still say shit like that, but it didn't rune my day.

And "The Girl" (sorry, don't know to spell your name), I liked your idea about taking her to the Christmas party. I would, but I'll be working at my full time job while it's going on.

rajjy · 12-08-2006, 09:05 PM

Hey Noname.... Fuuuuuuuuuuuck Yooooooooou.

Welcome.

rajjy · 12-08-2006, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by rajjy

Hey Noname.... Fuuuuuuuuuuuck Yooooooooou.

Welcome.

...you too Andydoan.

noname · 12-08-2006, 09:09 PM

Thanks Rajjy

Been listening for a few months and felt to join in. Seems like such a loving community.

rajjy · 12-08-2006, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by noname

Seems like such a loving community.

Tut tut tut.... poor misguided soul.
Nah, only joking. It can be.
Don;t post whore, like Stjoe has been recently

naes · 12-08-2006, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by jwdd27

Another great Thursday show, thanks Patrice.

More crazy black woman impressions please.

Charlotte Bronte's Jane Irie sounded like a good production.

That Patrice, she makes me have a funny feeling in my no no place.

AndyDoan · 12-08-2006, 09:21 PM

Oh yea thanks for the long fuck you. I've been listening and lurking so long i forgot to mention that it was my first time posting!

whitetigeress · 12-09-2006, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by picard102

Coon Rapids is in reference to the name of the creek in the area. WHICH was named after raccoons being in the area alot. The town logo was a raccoon at one point.

It's a shit hole if you've ever been there. It's a burb in the north end of Minneapolis.

It is not a shit hole. Have you been there recently?

whitetigeress · 12-09-2006, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Vilay

Did Keith ever finish his story about Coon Rapids?

I think it is because I ordered from them this week.

tashalizzie · 12-09-2006, 10:50 AM

OK, I have to stick up for my homeland....my mom, sister and brother all live in Coon Rapids -- the newer parts are pretty nice. 15 - 20 years ago it was pretty much a shit hole. At that time, we lived in a snootier suburb. I swear you could always tell the guys that were from the northern suburbs -- they ALL had mullets (many in the older parts still do and they wear it proudly while driving their camaros wearing their acid wash jeans). We even came up with our own name for the mullet -- we called it the North Suburban.

12-08-2006, 08:58 PM	#21 (permalink)
noname Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lawton, Oklahoma Posts: 4	This is Jason from Oklahoma. Just wanted to say thanks for your input. And Keith, I'm going to take your advice. My wife is Caribbean, (that's right, not just black she's also foreign). Maybe I can bring up how I wish we could fly down visit her mom for Christmas. Usually when someone says the word "fly", people ask where; surely it's some where more interesting than Oklahoma. And no, that woman isn't my boss. I work as a webmaster, and she's a book keeper. Even if I could sue her and/or the company I wouldn't get anything anyway. Too bad, Immigration cost is a bitch. And no Keith, it didn't really bother me. After listening to your show, Distorted View, and NLO, it'll take a lot to offend me. Just felt it was interesting. Well, it's a little troubling people still say shit like that, but it didn't rune my day. And "The Girl" (sorry, don't know to spell your name), I liked your idea about taking her to the Christmas party. I would, but I'll be working at my full time job while it's going on.
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rajjy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,410	Hey Noname.... Fuuuuuuuuuuuck Yooooooooou. Welcome.
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noname Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lawton, Oklahoma Posts: 4	Thanks Rajjy Been listening for a few months and felt to join in. Seems like such a loving community.
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AndyDoan Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 14	Oh yea thanks for the long fuck you. I've been listening and lurking so long i forgot to mention that it was my first time posting!
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tashalizzie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Castle Rock, CO Posts: 104	OK, I have to stick up for my homeland....my mom, sister and brother all live in Coon Rapids -- the newer parts are pretty nice. 15 - 20 years ago it was pretty much a shit hole. At that time, we lived in a snootier suburb. I swear you could always tell the guys that were from the northern suburbs -- they ALL had mullets (many in the older parts still do and they wear it proudly while driving their camaros wearing their acid wash jeans). We even came up with our own name for the mullet -- we called it the North Suburban.
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