415: Recess Wrap-Up

[Keith]

"Happy New Year, _______!"

[Fuck]

Originally Posted by Keith

"Happy New Year, _______!"

Oh very cool, you're back! I was heading for bed (8.23 AM!), now I've something better to do! Happy new year!

[Solar]

Apparently Tutto Bene means "everything’s good!"

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Here's Saddam Hussein's hanging, including the drop: http://youtube.com/watch?v=xuP4WBk17Lw

[Alliecat01979]

Ahhhhh they're back, it's like your first hit after being in rehab and just getting over the worst of your withdrawl symptoms.

Look, I gave up drugs in highschool and smoking a year ago, I deserve some kind of sinful indulgence, don't I?

[Blitzgal]

So Dane Cook is pretending to be all the "haters" out there when he sings that song? Because we're all just really jealous of him and that's why we call him a talentless hack. I *guess* that was the point. Really pussy song though. And I've even heard K.Fed's piece of shit.

[cubbybear]

The good thing is the Dick Clark robot was thaw out better this year....needs more oil!

[jwdd27]

Originally Posted by spaceboy

Just to let you know who is responsible for the Dane Cook song production and the band.

http://www.midiotmusic.com/

John Rodd - who recorded the bass, drums and Dane's vocals at Henson Studios
Bobby Hurst and Gregg Bissonette - the legendary musicians who contributed their priceless performances on bass and drums
Mark Hiskey and the guys at Ilio for making certain I always have the best sounds.
Yakov Gilad & Gilad Karen of Waves - without who's plug-ins I just can't do anything!
And most importantly, my partner Emear Noone, who's inspiration and encouragement gives me the confidence to pursue this dream.

Wow - he needed that many people to make it sound that shitty?

Seriously, it sounded like a demo from some college band, recorded in some kid's garage.
As Keith suggested, this was the BEST take they did?

Welcome back Keith and Chemda.

[Cubby]

Dane's classic single is about one thing: himself.

I'm agreeing with Blitzgal on this one. The subject of his song is himself, and he is singing from the perspective of all of his detractors. What a self-indulgent piece of shit.

I'll never be you, Dane? That's true; I have two things you don't: adult friends and respect.

[Solar]

ESPN's Friday Night Hanging: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA5PplJzx-I

[ElleJ]

Originally Posted by Cubby

I'll never be you, Dane? That's true; I have two things you don't: adult friends and respect.

I have never laughed so sincerly and so loudly at something on the interweb before Cubby...

On the topic of Employees Must Wash Hands signs:
When I moved down to south Jersey I was so grossed out by the signs, they say Employees you are urged to wash your hands.

You are urged to do this because: 1)Human Fecal Matter is dangerous 2)Cases of human sickness have been traced to careless food handlers 3)Human Fecal Matter can lead to cases of dysentry, typhoid fever (and some other nasty things I can't remember)

These are in the restrooms that customers also use, so as I'm washing my hands I'm imagining shit stuck under the servers finger nails...and about the server who took that as you only have to wash if you dump, even if there's pee all over his/her hand. Who wants to eat after that?