415: Recess Wrap-Up

[paul_r]

Originally Posted by ElleJ

When I moved down to south Jersey I was so grossed out by the signs, they say Employees you are urged to wash your hands.

You are urged to do this because: 1)Human Fecal Matter is dangerous 2)Cases of human sickness have been traced to careless food handlers 3)Human Fecal Matter can lead to cases of dysentry, typhoid fever (and some other nasty things I can't remember)

These are in the restrooms that customers also use, so as I'm washing my hands I'm imagining shit stuck under the servers finger nails...and about the server who took that as you only have to wash if you dump, even if there's pee all over his/her hand. Who wants to eat after that?

it's true, i used to do hand swabs on food handlers.

/don't eat the rice

[zwa]

Originally Posted by spaceboy

And most importantly, my partner Emear Noone, who's inspiration and encouragement gives me the confidence to pursue this dream.

For some reason it doesnt surprise me that noone is his partner, and gives him confidence.

[MyButtPlug]

I can't believe that waiter asking to taste your wine. And then saying: "Eh. Not my taste, it's a little sour". That is not okay!!! I would have not even tasted it and said "If it's sour bring me a different one"

What the fuck is going on in that city!? Women getting beaten on the street, kids getting raped in the theater bathroom, waiters drinking your wine! It's fucking chaos!!

[Bucho]

Fucking chaos is my favourite kind of chaos MyButtPlug.

I cracked up bad when Keith said he probably was going to go over to the guy in the street and tell him exactly what he was looking at. Not the idea itself but the way Keith tells these things, his delivery is somehow awesome without even trying. Like he wasn't going to be threatening to the dude, but obviously by walking over he's not scared either.

In Dane Cook's defense though, he is mentally retarded and while making fun of the retarded is always hi-larious (hello autistics ya funny fucks), it's probably better for all of us if Dane is put down now, while he still thinks he has some dignity. It's just getting ugly and he's hurting himself.

[Onca]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

So Dane Cook is pretending to be all the "haters" out there when he sings that song? Because we're all just really jealous of him and that's why we call him a talentless hack. I *guess* that was the point. Really pussy song though. And I've even heard K.Fed's piece of shit.

Damn, that's deep. And probably right. I actually thought that this song was dedicated to Kieth. I gave Dane too much credit.

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by Onca

Damn, that's deep. And probably right. I actually thought that this song was dedicated to Kieth. I gave Dane too much credit.

Now we just need an "8 Writers"-type song dedicated to him. That would be sweet.

[Ichabod]

Read this on Wonkette... related to the Guliani papers. More here

But also enjoyed their re-cap of the republican front runners.

Lets do a little Republican 2008 Morality Watch:

* Rudy Giuliani: Twice-divorced opera-loving gay-roommate-having cross-dressing show-tune-dancing Manhattan dandy.
* John McCain: Dangerous would-be totalitarian psychopath Jesus Freak S&L crook who cant stay married or sober or control the terrible voices in his head.
* Mitt Romney: Mormon, which either means terrific personal morals or scary cult magic-underwear polygamist.
* Duncan Hunter: Toupee-wearing tax cheat who may or may not be wiped out by his buddy Duke Cunninghams Hookergate.
* Michael Bloomberg: Actually a New York Jewish Democrat who runs the Main Stream Media.
* Newt Gingrich: Sociopathic pornographer and serial adulterer who divorces his many wives the moment they get the cancer.
* Sam Brokeback Brownback: Enjoys sexytime sleepovers at mens prisons.
* Mike Huckabee: Committed to living out the movie Old School.

[SchneiderBang]

I know this is days later but I finally made a forum account. Anyway I listened to this episode(415) today on my way home from work. When I get home I go to check out my laptop to see the music I downloaded from last night and what do I see staring me in the face from the desktop... A DANE COOK mp3 FILE! I immediately think I have some horrible assface virus or my fucking roomate has been using my laptop again and I need kick his ass. Needless to say I got in an arguement with him later over typical roomate shit(trash dishes etc) but I didn't admit that the only reason I was so pissed was the idea of my computer being tainted with such garbage made me wanna kick him out of the apt.

Oh and since this is too long already, hearing that shitty fucking song just made me want to listen to dennis leary's I'm an asshole song to make up for that shit.

[CoAX]

Hi. I'm french. But I don't know sh*t about wine. Except for the cultural stuff that you are bound to learn just living there.
BUT I know something: It is extremely impolite and completely unprofessional for a waiter to ask to try a glass of wine. No matter where, no matter the wine.

. C o A X

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by CoAX

Hi. I'm french. But I don't know sh*t about wine. Except for the cultural stuff that you are bound to learn just living there.
BUT I know something: It is extremely impolite and completely unprofessional for a waiter to ask to try a glass of wine. No matter where, no matter the wine.

. C o A X

Aaaaaagreeeed

and Fuuuuuuck Yoooooou

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