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01-04-2007, 11:10 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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417: Feel the Burn
"Keith wants to feel normal again. Quick, somebody admit it."
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01-05-2007, 03:51 AM | #4 (permalink) | |
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01-05-2007, 05:24 AM | #5 (permalink) | |
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anyhow, it's from that movie that was so bad Keith said he couldn't finish it. Stay Alive, videogame killing people. The movie was partially based on some real person and the myths surrounding them, Elizabeth bathry or something like that. That prayer is supposed to be her prayer or something according to the movie. It was a terrible movie. I'm not sure if the prayer is really from the legend of her, or made up for the movie though. I didn't think keith even watched the movie long enough to get to the prayer. Last edited by Jenna_f; 01-05-2007 at 06:00 AM. |
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01-05-2007, 06:02 AM | #6 (permalink) |
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Considering how often the "Israel is too dangerous to visit" idea has been mentioned during KATG's history I thought I might do a bit of checking, comparing murders and terrorism deaths between Israel and NYC.
New York City has a population of about 8.1m. Israel has a population of around 7.1m. Here's is the number of murders in New York City since 2000: 2000 - 673 2001 - 714 2002 - 587 2003 - 597 2004 - 570 2005 - 540 2006 - 590 Total 4271 Source: 2000-2004 FBI crime statistics Source: 2005-2006 NYPD CompStat Unit September 11 dead - 2992. New York City TOTAL for murder and terrorism - 7263 Israel murder statistics since 2000: 2000 - 147 2001 - 223 2002 - 227 2003 - 206 2004 - 169 2005 - 163 2006 - 189 (actual figure unavailable, average of previous years used) Total 1324 Source: Israeli Central Bureau of Statistics Israeli deaths from terrorist and combat operations during the al-Aqsa intifada since 29 September 2000. Total 1017. Deaths from Lebanon war from July 12 to 14 August 2006 - 43 dead civilians, 119 dead soldier. Total 162 Israel TOTAL for murder, terrorism & combat deaths 2503 Comparing the two places, NYC had 4271 criminal murders to Israel's 1324. 2947 more for NYC. Comparing Israel's deaths from war, terrorism, crime 2503 to NYC's from crime only 4271. 1768 more for NYC. Comparing Israel's deaths from war, terrorism, crime 2503 to NYC's murders from crime, terrorism (but not war deaths) 7263. 4760 more for NYC. One of the interesting things about the Arab/Israeli conflict is that the casualties are fairly low compared with just about any other armed conflict on earth, yet we are constantly bombarded with every single detail of it in the media and from politicians. There are many cities that people visit regularly that aren't in the middle of any sort of war that are deadlier than being in Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Haifa or anywhere else in Israel. Sorry Keith, you've got no excuse to stay away now |
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01-05-2007, 07:32 AM | #7 (permalink) | |
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01-05-2007, 07:33 AM | #8 (permalink) | |
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01-05-2007, 09:16 AM | #10 (permalink) |
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That guy who has 'I feel like im performing cunnilingus on a no pussy cunt sandwitch' in his sig ripped it from Adam, who said it during some aftershow. maybe of of the ones where you were pranking home shopping. He probasbly should have made that clear.
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