419: Tears or Tits

[Keith]

"No family supports any of that bullshit."

[jesus]

Class show. Makes me wish I lived in New York so I could go to the open mike. I've already started checking out women and wondering; tears or tits

Thanks for the entertaining

[scottperezfox]

I have the video of Keith's mini standup from Sunday Night. I was recording Spooky but my memory card filled up after about 30 seconds!

I'll post em to YouTube when I get home...

As of 10 Jan 07 - 00:25 , YouTube is not working so I'll get to them when I get to them.

[armenta]

I love it when Chemda does the Mini-Me sound. Errwraa-errwraa-errwraa. I actually saw that episode and I laughed so hard. It also elicited a strong violent response in me. I turned to my roommate and said "If I were to witness that little p.o.s. making that loud racket I would grab him by one ankle and swing his dumb egg head into the nearest door-jam and continue to hold onto his leg to feel his final death throws. Random I know, but thats how I roll.

-Peesch

[paul_r]

Originally Posted by spaceboy

Who shit on the front porch? I remember hearing this phone message on the backstage show and kept thinking, the guy is assuming it is kids, but with KATG fans the people could be 40+. Just sayin'.

that's awesome

[StevieGold]

I worked at Chuck E Cheese's for about 3 years in high school. I totally agree with you guys that you have to put those kids and teenagers in their place if they start fuckin with you. The worst part about the Chuck E costume head was that it had a molded plastic part inside that just about rested on your nose. If someone hit the nose (obviously, the most alluring part of a huge rodent), it would feel like getting punched in the nose. When in the costume, I was constantly on alert and ready to do battle. I would typically just grab a smaller kid's wrist and twist until they were laying on the ground. They would always look up to me in amazement and then leave me alone. The real problem was with the pre-teen and teenagers. Once I actually got surrounded by about 5-6 of them. I blocked some of their advances, but I eventually had to speak in a deep voice to "remind" them that an actual person was inside. I hope they enjoyed the pizza which I had Juan cut on the floor.

Oh... and you'd be surprised how often kids piss and shit in the ball crawl.

[jwdd27]

Hey... great show.

Good guest as well:

www.myspace.com/peytonclarkson

for those of you who don't listen or are lazy.

Interesting friends list, considering what they talked about on the show - check out his No 1 friend's friends... no Peyton...

[twoeaglesmarcus]

That shit sounds hilarious. "nobody uses real cameras anymore".

[jwdd27]

Originally Posted by twoeaglesmarcus

That shit sounds hilarious. "nobody uses real cameras anymore".

Hello twoeaglesmarcus,

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKK YOUUUUU!!

Welcome to the Forums.

[cubbybear]

Chemda, give Andrea a chance. You have too much of a history together. Offer to have her come on the show and talk it out as "adults". Let her know that KATG is your life now ,how you make your living and no hard feelings. It's not like she didin't know about the show and that anything and everything about your life is fair game to be on the show. It not like you have eight writers like that Yoshimoto idiot...yet your show is good because of your honesty and frankness.

Keith in this case you will see tears not tits.