427: Fam

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by jwdd27

A sad dog story in the UK today.

A stray dog (greyhound) was brought in to a police station in Scotland, Edinburgh I think.
The desk guy who booked it in doesn't usually work there, and apparently didn't tell anyone about the dog he'd put out the back.

Wait, he put it in with the evidence? I don't get how no one noticed a dog wandering around "out back."

[Juline]

Originally Posted by jwdd27

The desk guy who booked it in doesn't usually work there

And obviously isn't a "dog person."

[Bebe]

Originally Posted by Keith

Rachael Ray for KATG endorsement: rrfeedback@kingworld.com

Done! This is fun

[bonkrood]

Keith kind of touched on this story in the show but it's SO MUCH more fucked up than the story he read would indicate.

Sex offender reputedly fooled 2 by posing as 12-year-old boy

Completely bizarre. I had to share....

(First time posting on the forums and it's a twisted triple-pedo story...)

[Cubby]

Dear bonkrood,

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!

Love Cubby

[jwdd27]

Rusty the fat labrador, mentioned on the show. Happened quite near here, the film of the dog attempting to walk was hilarious... I mean very sad.

[paul_r]

Originally Posted by jwdd27

Rusty the fat labrador, mentioned on the show. Happened quite near here, the film of the dog attempting to walk was hilarious... I mean very sad.

and they let the retards have the dog back

there's a link to the video on this bbc page
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/c...re/6256349.stm

[Bucho]

This was such a fuggin sweet hi-larious show, one of those ones to make a note of as a show to introduce new listeners with.

The stuff about Chemda fucking with people on the "What do you do for a living?" was great. One trick is to come up with a weird but believable job that'll shut down that line real quick. No one will be impressed if you say astronaut or Formula One driver, but if you say your job is to manually masturbate bulls or check gas levels in the sewers they'll be pretty keen to change the subject. Hopefully.

Another way is to try and cut someone off at the pass for the "What do you do for a living?" Fuck talking about work when you're not at work, most people you talk to aren't helicopter pilots, cops or scientists and I don't want to hear about your sales targets, law cases or programming solutions. Try and get in a "What do you do for fun?" before the "What do you do for a living?" and hope they actually have a life outside work. Of course, in a way this is more risky because if they don't have a life outside work then it's just depressing, but what the hell, live on the edge for once.

[Ivan]

Chemda,

I liked your acapella middle eastern dance-in-a-circle song at 22:40. Why don't you record the whole song acapella and release the mp3 ?

[Arnie]

I had a friend who performed in Tony and Tina's wedding in Chicago. They didn't get paid very well at all and it was supposedly a horrible job.

Also, an audience member died of a heart attack during one of the shows and everyone had to stay in character. Everyone circled around and the "priest" led a prayer even though he was just an actor. After the body was taken away they had to continue the show for he people who chose to stay.

Very weird.

Arnie