449: Trucker Keith

thatbme · 02-23-2007, 06:44 PM

I have never posted anything before so i may be fucking it up but had to try. My dad was a truck driver for 40 years. I can remember one time when I was living in California with my ex-hubby and my dad was traveling through. We went to go see him in at a truck stop. I was sitting on my ex's lap in the passenger seat while talking to my dad who was sitting in the drivers seat. As trucks drove by the CB went wild thinking i was a lot lizzard and was willing to tag team. It was hysterical to me but my dad was sooo pissed. My dad said that Chicago was the worst place he ever had to drive truck in. He had a bad experience with "niggers" jumping on his trailer trying to break it open to steal what they could get while he was stopped at stop lights.The high light of his carrier was when he hauled the Budweiser Funny Car. Just had to share.

gumby013 · 02-23-2007, 06:45 PM

Fuuuuuuuuuck Yoooouuu! And welcome to the forums.

phooey · 02-23-2007, 08:40 PM

Patrice.. you know... waaaayyyyy too much about truckers and their lives...

I drive a lot.. not in a truck, but I see the truck stops and well, I don't know as much as you...

oh yeah and Keith... beep beep mutha trucker!!

on the road again!

KeithM · 02-23-2007, 09:42 PM

I cracked up at "My mom sent me to concentration camp."

rev_rend · 02-23-2007, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by KeithM

I cracked up at "My mom sent me to concentration camp."

Yeah, it was pretty funny. I especially liked it when I heard it the first time, on South Park.

LittleAxe · 02-24-2007, 09:40 AM

"Cherry Trucking Industries"
"Mother Truckers of America"
everyone gets it right?

Patrice · 02-24-2007, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by phooey

Patrice.. you know... waaaayyyyy too much about truckers and their lives...

I drive a lot.. not in a truck, but I see the truck stops and well, I don't know as much as you...

oh yeah and Keith... beep beep mutha trucker!!

on the road again!

It's called The Heart Is Decirtful Above All Things and Sarah by J.T. Leroy...The movie was fine but the book was even better. J.T. may be fake but good writing.

phooey · 02-24-2007, 02:46 PM

http://www.grsites.com/exec/public/s...i-truck%20horn

some.girl.23 · 02-24-2007, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Blitzgal

The pink license plate won't do anything to help stop drunk driving, so there's no point to it. We just had a local asshole get arrested for his 15th drunk driving offense. His license was suspended at the time, but that clearly didn't stop him from driving. I don't know what can be done for people like that besides throwing them in jail for a long time. Somehow marking their cars to show them as "deviants" isn't going to stop them from killing someone the next time they drive drunk. So what's the point?

I really am going to go to Arkansas and so hard to get accused and convicted of a DWI 3 times and get a hot pink license plate.

*They proposed this in Ohio for sex offenders
http://www.officer.com/article/artic...ion=6&id=23227

Farmboy_Dan · 02-24-2007, 05:20 PM

First time posting, been listening since Ep 441 so I'm pretty damn new! But loving the show so far and i'm gonna work my way through the back catalogue!

I live in the UK, so truckers have less land to ... truck over? But my dad was a trucker and I remember some days I was allowed to go out with him, buying cornish pasties from petrol stations and pulling the horn cord while passing through sleepy villages. Ahhh .. bliss! But YAY truckers!

Also this is the first time I've ever heard Patrice ... mmmm .. I could listen to her all day! .. ooh noo! Not THAT way! .. wierdos, I just like her voice!

Keep up the awesome shows!

02-23-2007, 06:44 PM	#11 (permalink)
thatbme Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The Big Sky Country Posts: 3	I'm a virgin I have never posted anything before so i may be fucking it up but had to try. My dad was a truck driver for 40 years. I can remember one time when I was living in California with my ex-hubby and my dad was traveling through. We went to go see him in at a truck stop. I was sitting on my ex's lap in the passenger seat while talking to my dad who was sitting in the drivers seat. As trucks drove by the CB went wild thinking i was a lot lizzard and was willing to tag team. It was hysterical to me but my dad was sooo pissed. My dad said that Chicago was the worst place he ever had to drive truck in. He had a bad experience with "niggers" jumping on his trailer trying to break it open to steal what they could get while he was stopped at stop lights.The high light of his carrier was when he hauled the Budweiser Funny Car. Just had to share.
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gumby013 Aspie...dur... Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 5,468	Fuuuuuuuuuck Yoooouuu! And welcome to the forums.
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phooey Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Arizona Posts: 807	Trucker Patrice Patrice.. you know... waaaayyyyy too much about truckers and their lives... I drive a lot.. not in a truck, but I see the truck stops and well, I don't know as much as you... oh yeah and Keith... beep beep mutha trucker!! on the road again!
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KeithM Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 176	I cracked up at "My mom sent me to concentration camp."
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LittleAxe Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 23	"Cherry Trucking Industries" "Mother Truckers of America" everyone gets it right?
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phooey Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Arizona Posts: 807	trucker brutha http://www.grsites.com/exec/public/s...i-truck%20horn
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Farmboy_Dan Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Somerset, United Kingdom Posts: 7	First time posting, been listening since Ep 441 so I'm pretty damn new! But loving the show so far and i'm gonna work my way through the back catalogue! I live in the UK, so truckers have less land to ... truck over? But my dad was a trucker and I remember some days I was allowed to go out with him, buying cornish pasties from petrol stations and pulling the horn cord while passing through sleepy villages. Ahhh .. bliss! But YAY truckers! Also this is the first time I've ever heard Patrice ... mmmm .. I could listen to her all day! .. ooh noo! Not THAT way! .. wierdos, I just like her voice! Keep up the awesome shows!
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