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Or so you don't throw up while on the table and have the vomit go into your lungs reducing their capacity by 40% and putting you in ICU in a drug induced coma for 2 weeks. |
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When I was 15 I collapsed one day at home for no reason at all. Afterwards I couldn't walk, my legs were jelly, I couldn't get them to move. Naturally I was fucking panicked. Cut to a few weeks later I'm told by my doctor that I have a tumour the size of a golf ball growing out of my spinal cord and that unless I have it operated on I would never walk again.
Well fuck me I said... ...So I have the operation, the tumour is removed. I am confined to a bed for 6 weeks unable to move below the waist being turned every four fucking hours, have my shit and piss cleaned up by the nurses as well as myself...(come to think of it...that wasn't so bad - the nurses were hot). I'm told there's a 70% chance I'll never walk again as the tumour was so extensive. I'm pretty fucking pissed off by this stage. But not to be out done I spend two years (on and off) teaching myself to walk again and I CAN walk again. I did it by swimming a couple kilometers in a pool every day. I am completely normal looking although I can't feel my left leg any more (that's one thing the doctors screwed up but I'm not sure I can complain too much about that - on second thought though - they shoulda done their fucking job properly!! So yeah...surgery is a bitch...but we get through somehow... |
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Last Fan, the gay dude. YAY! I finally know that my gay-dar does work, before you said anything about the clothing thing. I was like...some teenage boy picky? When there are a lot of fucking hot girls out there. I was like, he is gay. MY GAY-DAR DOES WORK! |
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That's completely different to the "download requests" stated by Adam Curry, which could simply refer to the viewing of an XML page by an RSS reader. Every time you hit "update" in iTunes, for example, could count as a "download request". Even though you don't actually download an mp3. Inserting an ad would require a whole new download, if it alters the mp3 and therefore the time that it was last updated. If it [the ad] is just tagged onto the front and/or end of an mp3 when you download, then changing the ads makes no difference. Changing the "GUID" (I assume you mean IP address, Paul_r) makes no difference, unless you use a different machine. My final comment; "their'd" Paul_r, really? I'd normally rip into this, but I though it more jwdd27's style to point out spelling and grammar mistakes.
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