498: What's for Dinner?

Keith · 05-18-2007, 01:35 AM

"Lick my nuts; suck my deep fried balls."

Forkhead · 05-18-2007, 06:55 AM

I remember we had a movie afternoon at school when I was 11 or 12. The teacher brought in Red Dawn. Outcome? Kids were wearing camo for months afterwards.

bithead · 05-18-2007, 07:04 AM

Can you post Spooky's colouring (coloring) for all to see? I'm sure there are a few here that would be interested in analyzing the shit out of it...

Blitzgal · 05-18-2007, 07:32 AM

I liked to write dirty limericks with my fridge magnets. You'd be surprised how pornographic those things are. I had to take them down, though. My cat kept trying to eat them.

*The only deep fried thing I've ever seen on that list in Wisconsin is cheese curds. We do love deep fried cheese curds. Otherwise, I've lived in Wisconsin my entire life and have never seen deep fried candy bars, twinkies, or balls. This is just a couple of crazy crackers doing their own thing.

germuhknee · 05-18-2007, 07:37 AM

Nathan from Atlanta is a comedic genius.

armenta · 05-18-2007, 08:07 AM

I don't know whether I'm just a freak KATG fanboy, but when Keith just merely mentioned he was no longer eating fastfood, a show or two back, I have abstained and probably will continue NOT eating fast food. This coming from a man who would eat tuna fish from a 7-11 that smelled putrid. I am going to rent the movie tonight.

-Peesch

gumby013 · 05-18-2007, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by armenta

I don't know whether I'm just a freak KATG fanboy, but when Keith just merely mentioned he was no longer eating fastfood, a show or two back, I have abstained and probably will continue NOT eating fast food. This coming from a man who would eat tuna fish from a 7-11 that smelled putrid. I am going to rent the movie tonight.

-Peesch

I am eating McDonald's right now. I got you covered...

germuhknee · 05-18-2007, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by gumby013

I am eating McDonald's right now. I got you covered...

Does your ball hurt when you swallow?

maoglone · 05-18-2007, 08:23 AM

I went to a Catholic school as a kid, and once, while in Church during the homily (we had to go to mass every Friday morning), the priest was talking about that scene in Temple of Doom where the guy's heart gets pulled out of his chest. Can't remember the context, but I'm guessing it had to do with the bleeding heart of Christ or some such churchy business.

I don't remember much about it, b/c it was so long ago, but I do remember this: one of the kids puked in his lap. And on the floor. And all over the seat next to him, which, thankfully, was vacant. Completely ruined the priest's point, I'm sure... I also remember him trying to continue with the homily as though nothing had happened.

Speaking of gross stuff, has anyone ever read the story "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk? --http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html-- It's pretty nasty, certainly enough to make a kid puke in Church.

gumby013 · 05-18-2007, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by germuhknee

Does your ball hurt when you swallow?

Nope, Vicodin is awesome. I wonder if Vicodin's effects are intensified by MickyD's...

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Blitzgal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 3,294	I liked to write dirty limericks with my fridge magnets. You'd be surprised how pornographic those things are. I had to take them down, though. My cat kept trying to eat them. The only deep fried thing I've ever seen on that list in Wisconsin is cheese curds. We do love deep fried cheese curds. Otherwise, I've lived in Wisconsin my entire life and have never seen deep fried candy bars, twinkies, or balls. This is just a couple of crazy crackers doing their own thing. Last edited by Blitzgal; 05-18-2007 at 07:59 AM.*
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armenta Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Manhattan Posts: 729	I don't know whether I'm just a freak KATG fanboy, but when Keith just merely mentioned he was no longer eating fastfood, a show or two back, I have abstained and probably will continue NOT eating fast food. This coming from a man who would eat tuna fish from a 7-11 that smelled putrid. I am going to rent the movie tonight. -Peesch
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maoglone Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Kentucky Posts: 152	I went to a Catholic school as a kid, and once, while in Church during the homily (we had to go to mass every Friday morning), the priest was talking about that scene in Temple of Doom where the guy's heart gets pulled out of his chest. Can't remember the context, but I'm guessing it had to do with the bleeding heart of Christ or some such churchy business. I don't remember much about it, b/c it was so long ago, but I do remember this: one of the kids puked in his lap. And on the floor. And all over the seat next to him, which, thankfully, was vacant. Completely ruined the priest's point, I'm sure... I also remember him trying to continue with the homily as though nothing had happened. Speaking of gross stuff, has anyone ever read the story "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk? --http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html-- It's pretty nasty, certainly enough to make a kid puke in Church.
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