508: Chemda Ruins Everything

[Michaelicious]

Big white girls have become like watermelon or a nice piece of fried chicken. There is nothing wrong with them, but a black guy can’t enjoy one in public without other people thinking; “uh-huh I knew it was true.”

It’s sad really.

[killaleaf]

my wife is due to have a baby this week, cheers to Adam on the show who went into detail about when the baby comes out....i am trying to deal with it in my head...but i almost chucked up my cheese sandwhiche over my work desk. PS. apparently ..if you want to avoid tearing of the no-mans land, make sure you dont lie on your back for the delivery.


my poor wifes vag...oh goodness....i am nervous....

[MalcolmSmith]

Originally Posted by strafer_praha

If she's just looking to get laid I doubt it'd be that difficult, that go to the bar around closing time.

I don't know if this will help anyone out there, but on TV this morning, political pundit and Democratic strategist James Carville confessed his old bar-pick-up motto was... "Go ugly, early."

[Keith]

Originally Posted by Michaelicious

Big white girls have become like watermelon or a nice piece of fried chicken. There is nothing wrong with them, but a black guy can’t enjoy one in public without other people thinking; “uh-huh I knew it was true.”

It’s sad really.

Do you personally HAPPEN to enjoy a nice thick ass?

Remember, you can't smell yourself.

[strafer_praha]

Originally Posted by MalcolmSmith

I don't know if this will help anyone out there, but on TV this morning, political pundit and Democratic strategist James Carville confessed his old bar-pick-up motto was... "Go ugly, early."

That's the path of least resistance, no wonder democrats have been getting killed this past decade.

[Michaelicious]

Originally Posted by Keith

Do you personally HAPPEN to enjoy a nice thick ass?

Remember, you can't smell yourself.

Of course, I have never met a man that doesn't.

[bithead]

Originally Posted by killaleaf

apparently ..if you want to avoid tearing of the no-mans land, make sure you dont lie on your back for the delivery.
my poor wifes vag...oh goodness....i am nervous....

WhA??? Who told you this?

I witnessed the birth of both of my children - the first arrived "sunny side up" (which means her face was down and had to be turned up), and the second was... well... just big(ger). So, while I certainly can't say "I've seen it all", I can definitely say that I've seen enough.

[armenta]

Adam B is full of s^*t. I don't care how big a player a person is. There has to be a time longer than twelve days he hasn't had a piece. He is full of it. Also, Chemda stop roon'ing tings.

-Peesch

[rubbintheboywanker]

Originally Posted by Sapgreenpeppers

It wasn't more than obvious, but I guess it's apparent that I'm a fighter and not a lover.

hmmm - i need pictures

[be leaves]

i cannot WAIT for chemda to go see knocked up and feel like SUCH AN ASSHOLE for talking so much unprovoked shit about it...

i love you chemda, but seriously, you joined the wrong camp on this one.

i understand your confusion.. how can a plot about something so commonplace be anything but stupid and exactly like all the other awful movies about the same crap that came before it?

well i'll tell you how. they actually portray it realistically.

oh, and the people that made it actually have an inspired sense of humor! ...in a major movie! can you believe it?

i know, i know, it's hard to fathom anybody making a relationship comedy in hollywood that's anything more than re-hashed hacky shtick... but trust me, it happened.

knocked up was better than anchorman, 40 year old virgin, and freaks and geeks COMBINED!


please oh please don't go with your girl crew expecting to be obnoxious and hate on it... i'm trying to save you from yourself here... see it with keith, and expect it to be at least 'okay'

do it for rellek.