513: Cockfights

[Keith]

"You lose if you're all Cranky Bitchy McBitch."

[El_Phantasmo]

More Paris Hilton fun!

[sugarbluelolita]

Who was the comedian at the end of the show? The voice sounded familiar but I couldn’t quite place it, that shit was fucking funny.

[El_Phantasmo]

Originally Posted by sugarbluelolita

Who was the comedian at the end of the show? The voice sounded familiar but I couldn’t quite place it, that shit was fucking funny.

That was Joe Rogan.

[Goatboy]

Fucking Spooky, Mr. I've-Got-Life-Figured-Out! God, you get on my tits man.

I'm Spooky, pediatric expert! I'm Spooky, violent crime profiler! I'm Spooky and I think I speak for all men when I say, every new guy you meet is imagining bending you over the dryer.

I'm Spooky and I'm trying to sound really authoritative with my little gay fuckin' frog voice.

Haha. I'm hating the character flaw, not the person... Promise. But this constant expression of opinion as fact makes me wanna spew.

[spooky]

ha! funniest post ive read in awhile:

Originally Posted by Goatboy

Fucking Spooky, Mr. I've-Got-Life-Figured-Out! God, you get on my tits man.

for example? or are you just shit talking for the fuck of it. i am certainly okay with either. also, if you pay attention, im constantly finding out all sorts of new things, i certainly dont have life all figured out. for example: chelsea is a gay neighborhood within easy walking distance of union square, and bringing two dates to meet each other at a social event with friends is at best awkward.

Originally Posted by Goatboy

I'm Spooky, pediatric expert! I'm Spooky, violent crime profiler! I'm Spooky and I think I speak for all men when I say, every new guy you meet is imagining bending you over the dryer.

spooky the homosexual profiler says: where in your mind is this bizarre passive aggressive homosexual fantasy coming from, and why does it have to include me?

Originally Posted by Goatboy

I'm Spooky and I'm trying to sound really authoritative with my little gay fuckin' frog voice.

spooky the homosexual profiler says: im okay with my voice, what made you decide to think about me as a gay man?

Originally Posted by Goatboy

Haha. I'm hating the character flaw, not the person... Promise. But this constant expression of opinion as fact makes me wanna spew.

spooky the guy who gets laid says: dont be a pussy with your opinions, if you cant tell em like they are truths, and at least to you, they should be, they only way youre getting laid is by becoming someone's punk in prison.

wait...is that what youre shooting for? lets ask dina!

[windowsanddoors]

I think we found the female equivalent to Deuce. Her name, Dina. Now all we need is a female version of Spooky. Then we can have them fight and you guys can film it and sell it on katg.com/live

[Goatboy]

Thought that'd entertain ya.

Originally Posted by spooky

for example? or are you just shit talking for the fuck of it. i am certainly okay with either. also, if you pay attention, im constantly finding out all sorts of new things, i certainly dont have life all figured out. for example: chelsea is a gay neighborhood within easy walking distance of union square, and bringing two dates to meet each other at a social event with friends is at best awkward.

Alright, I'm clearly overstating the matter. But you constantly drop weird, often unverifiable "facts" and assumptions into your rants that for the most part sound like you just decided were true because they made sense to you or sounded particularly poetic/smart. I think you're a little too black and white.

spooky the homosexual profiler says: where in your mind is this bizarre passive aggressive homosexual fantasy coming from, and why does it have to include me?

Hmm. Er, you made this gay. I was referring to you saying that guys always mentally undress women and imagine fucking them in humiliating positions.

How quickly one jumped into the role of the victim in his own imagined homosexual rape scenario!! What does that say, Mr. Homosexual Profiler?

spooky the homosexual profiler says: im okay with my voice, what made you decide to think about me as a gay man?

Your gay voice, dude. It's not so complicated!

spooky the guy who gets laid says: dont be a pussy with your opinions, if you cant tell em like they are truths, and at least to you, they should be, they only way youre getting laid is by becoming someone's punk in prison.

wait...is that what youre shooting for? lets ask dina!

Qualifying your statements properly so that you don't sound like a self-important and conceited narcissist is being a pussy? Colouring it like that isn't going to wash with me the way it does with the bleating Team Spooky bottomfeeders.

[spooky]

Originally Posted by Goatboy

Alright, I'm clearly overstating the matter. But you constantly drop weird, often unverifiable "facts" and assumptions into your rants that for the most part sound like you just decided were true because they made sense to you or sounded particularly poetic/smart. I think you're a little too black and white.

i didnt see any sources here. so...i guess i cant defend myself? im not poetic, thats for sure, and if you listen to me talk politics, its obvious im all about the world being gray, and defending its right to stay that way. you hear what you want, i suppose, as you say in the next few lines.

Originally Posted by Goatboy

Hmm. Er, you made this gay. I was referring to you saying that guys always mentally undress women and imagine fucking them in humiliating positions.

no, your typing did.

ah, see, it wasnt clear the way you phrased, stating "bend you over" while talking at me. that made me think me, not females, which confused me, as i had forgotten what i said to chemda. i will consider it a freudian slip, as youre spending all this time critiquing how i convey information.

so, you disagree, then? you think a girl making anything close to a suggestive statement isnt going to be looked at in that way? im assuming youre a guy, because of boy at the end of your name, so, i think you are probably just in the minority, or hang with testerone lacking males, perhaps. its hard wired in that most men look at women and evaluate their sexuality first. i think i find you strange for not, actually. possibly gay. no offense, you just come off like that. maybe its how you type, and you just cant help it.

Originally Posted by Goatboy

How quickly one jumped into the role of the victim in his own imagined homosexual rape scenario!! What does that say, Mr. Homosexual Profiler?

well, when i thought you were talking about bending me over(oddly being raped by myself, equally disturbing in your fantasy, especially after talkin about kids and violence right before, you sicko), is it such a leap? really? i think its obvious and youre being silly. or maybe gay.

Originally Posted by Goatboy

Your gay voice, dude. It's not so complicated!

oh. you type gay then. make sense? its not so complicated. ask me why, i cant wait to reply "just look at what you wrote!" i really like your logic, its fun.

Originally Posted by Goatboy

Qualifying your statements properly so that you don't sound like a self-important and conceited narcissist is being a pussy?

for you? apparently so.

Originally Posted by Goatboy

Colouring it like that isn't going to wash with me the way it does with the bleating Team Spooky bottomfeeders.

i will cite my sources for facts and opinions from now on in everyday conversation, just so it will wash with you. i wonder how im going to remember all those page numbers, titles, and authors? and how much fun will the conversation still be? man, if you practice what you preach, you must be the rage with the girls at chess club! OR, i really dont care how you feel if you dont believe what i say, because i dont say such and such survey, from 199, in the journal of medicine, page 8 by doctor so and so says, widowed women live an average of 7 years after their spouse dies. you may think thats what makes you sound not like a self importatant blah blah, but, well, youre wrong. i have a feeling lots and lots of people dont like you. just a guess, its how i feel, and feelings cant be wrong.

you should definately respond, but, if its gay, im not gonna read it. so dont make it gay. or silly.

[Goatboy]

Originally Posted by spooky

no, your typing did.

I can't adjust for your reading comprehension, but I guess you "hear what you want" too?

so, you disagree, then? you think a girl making anything close to a suggestive statement isnt going to be looked at in that way? im assuming youre a guy, because of boy at the end of your name, so, i think you are probably just in the minority, or hang with testerone lacking males, perhaps. its hard wired in that most men look at women and evaluate their sexuality first.

I still don't quite agree, but there's a gulf between "sexual evaluation" as I experience it (rating her in terms of general attractiveness) and entering into a conscious fantasy with her in specific positions and situations. Do you stare a lot when introduced to new people, Spooky?

well, when i thought you were talking about bending me over(oddly being raped by myself, equally disturbing in your fantasy, especially after talkin about kids and violence right before, you sicko), is it such a leap? really? i think its obvious and youre being silly. or maybe gay.

You have lost me here, but rest assured I'm still laughing. New here is rape (your addition), your identity as the rapist (we were talking about guys in general...), an allusion to paedophilia extrapolated from what I've noted as some of your favourite subjects. You leap like a frog.

A gay frog, in fact.

oh. you type gay then. make sense? its not so complicated. ask me why, i cant wait to reply "just look at what you wrote!" i really like your logic, its fun.

You say that, but your side of the exchange harbours much more in the way of homosexual language.

i will cite my sources for facts and opinions from now on in everyday conversation, just so it will wash with you. i wonder how im going to remember all those page numbers, titles, and authors? and how much fun will the conversation still be? man, if you practice what you preach, you must be the rage with the girls at chess club! OR, i really dont care how you feel if you dont believe what i say, because i dont say such and such survey, from 199, in the journal of medicine, page 8 by doctor so and so says, widowed women live an average of 7 years after their spouse dies. you may think thats what makes you sound not like a self importatant blah blah, but, well, youre wrong. i have a feeling lots and lots of people dont like you. just a guess, its how i feel, and feelings cant be wrong.

Calm down sister, this isn't the View. I'm not saying you should cite every source you ever use, just put a little thought into your language and try not to speak in universal absolutes when you're dealing with conclusions drawn from your own experience.

you should definately respond, but, if its gay, im not gonna read it. so dont make it gay. or silly.

Did you read it?

Was it gay?