515: State of Emergency

[overlordstowell]

Just to be clear, Top Gun was Navy pilots. The Air Force is the least queer branch. My evidence? If they were gay they would understand that a gay bomb wouldn't work.

[ElleJ]

Originally Posted by overlordstowell

Just to be clear, Top Gun was Navy pilots. The Air Force is the least queer branch. My evidence? If they were gay they would understand that a gay bomb wouldn't work.

Fuuuuuuuuuck you!

And welcome to the forums!

[Cubby]

As far as the gay bomb idea goes:

Is the purpose of the bomb simply to make people gay? If that's the truth, I would assume that it would have little to no effect in battle.

However, I got the impression that this newfangled chemical weapon is like strong ecstasy that also makes you gay for a while. That way you'd have soldiers rubbing each other's hair and stripping off their clothes in the midst of a heavy shelling. That would make sense.

So I say we just buy a lot of ecstasy, crush it into powder, put a compressed gas trigger on it, and chuck it into the bad guys hideout. With a bit of luck, all you'd need is an ecstasy bomb, since it starts blurring gender preference lines when you take it anyways. If I was in charge of Air Force R&D I'd save millions! ...And use the excess to buy a new boat/house/pool as if I'd just signed to PodShow

[OSLIN]

Apparently staff saw her as a ‘complainer’ because she had been treated there several times in the previous three days for abdominal pain.

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She had been released from the emergency room hours earlier, her third visit in three days for abdominal pain. She'd been given prescription medication and a doctor's appointment.

While she was writhing in pain, the police were alerted to the "disturbance" in the lobby and 'helped' by running Rodriguez's record. They found an outstanding warrant and prepared to take her to jail. They assured the boyfriend that she would get medical help there. They wheeled her to the back of the squad car and told her to get in, but she did not respond. When she did not respond to ammonia, an officer took her pulse and found she was dead.

Among her belongings, one officer found her latest discharge slip from the hospital, which instructed her to "return to ER if nausea, vomiting, more pain or any worse."


When her boyfriend was told she was dead, he became 'disruptive' and was going to be arrested as well! Witnesses said he was not disruptive, however.

The nurse in charge resigned, but others were reassigned!

The article also indicates that the hospital has been in decline for some time and had lost federal funding.

Money. Again.


Complete story :

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la...la-home-center

[thepetek]

I figured this episode would end with Public Enemy's "911 is a Joke". Oh well.

Chemda, if they ask you if there are exposed wires say, "It was like, sparking and stuff, does that mean it was exposed?" It's NYC, they prioritize dangling lights, do you really think they'll spend the time to go after you? They'd have to prove you DIDN'T see a spark.

Yes, lie to 911, cos they may not think it's a priority, but you did. When the light drops through the minvan and kills the baby, is the operator gonna feel bad? No. Are you? I think so.

[KeithM]

I call weird liar on Dina. Nobody at her job gave her a talking to about calling in drunk to the Keith and the Girl show. Fact.

[windowsanddoors]

Originally Posted by KeithM

I call weird liar on Dina. Nobody at her job gave her a talking to about calling in drunk to the Keith and the Girl show. Fact.

Yes huh! It was Nick Starr. That fucking douche. BTW, I'm drinkin a Bud Ice, Keet. (gulpy gulp)

[Yinzer]

Originally Posted by Cubby

As far as the gay bomb idea goes:

Is the purpose of the bomb simply to make people gay? If that's the truth, I would assume that it would have little to no effect in battle.

However, I got the impression that this newfangled chemical weapon is like strong ecstasy that also makes you gay for a while. That way you'd have soldiers rubbing each other's hair and stripping off their clothes in the midst of a heavy shelling. That would make sense.

So I say we just buy a lot of ecstasy, crush it into powder, put a compressed gas trigger on it, and chuck it into the bad guys hideout. With a bit of luck, all you'd need is an ecstasy bomb, since it starts blurring gender preference lines when you take it anyways.

Take your idea and throw in some boner medicine like Viagra and you could turn this is into a weapon of ass destruction.

[RichSPK]

Isn't a link to that undeleteable Youtube porn video supposed to be here? They probably have managed to delete it by now, but I'd still like to see for myself.

Ah well. I need to get some powdered alcohol and phenylalanine packets for my coffee, anyway.

[SamG]

Originally Posted by Cubby

So I say we just buy a lot of ecstasy, crush it into powder, put a compressed gas trigger on it, and chuck it into the bad guys hideout. With a bit of luck, all you'd need is an ecstasy bomb, since it starts blurring gender preference lines when you take it anyways.

This might work particularly well if the bomb plays house music for a while instead of going "kaboom".