529: The Itch

[kayepants]

I liked him. As a guest, I mean. I don't want to be BFF, but I want to listen to him again. Possibly while less drunk.

[MyButtPlug]

Originally Posted by Bebe

Or do creepy guys just put a bag over her head and focus on the tight snatch?

That's naaaasty

Hey Bebe,

Just cuz your snatch is all blewd-out (and has been since age 15 apparently) is no reason to dis the tight ones. Jealousy is ugly.

[Bebe]

Originally Posted by MyButtPlug

Hey Bebe,

Just cuz your snatch is all blewd-out (and has been since age 15 apparently) is no reason to dis the tight ones. Jealousy is ugly.

Fuck off cunt, I had a cesarean. Perfectly preserved snatch and a nice looking baby

[MyButtPlug]

Originally Posted by Bebe

Fuck off cunt, I had a cesarean. Perfectly preserved snatch and a nice looking baby

I apologize. My mistake.

Can we get a pic? (not of the baby)

[Bebe]

Originally Posted by MyButtPlug

I apologize. My mistake.

Can we get a pic? (not of the baby)

Oh, you're funny.

NOT

And the 'baby' is 19 and could kick your chubby ass

[MyButtPlug]

Originally Posted by Bebe

Oh, you're funny.

NOT

I didn't want a pic of your snatch anyway.
It's probably a hairy mess, fucking feminist.
Trim that shit sometimes!

[Bebe]

Originally Posted by MyButtPlug

I didn't want a pic of your snatch anyway.
It's probably a hairy mess, fucking feminist.
Trim that shit sometimes!

Sour grapes

[MyButtPlug]

Originally Posted by Bebe

Sour grapes

More like sour cottage cheese!
Ick, old broads!

[brotherdarkness]

Originally Posted by Bebe

Oh, you're funny.

NOT

And the 'baby' is 19 and could kick you chubby ass

19!? Jesus, woman, you know how to slow down an erection.

[Bebe]

Originally Posted by brotherdarkness

19!? Jesus, woman, you know how to slow down an erection.

Well luckily my life doesn't revolve around giving men erections