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534: Rellek's Itinerary

"There's just nothing nice that come out of these fuckin' throats."

535: Rellek`s Gossip :eek:

Great, great, great show!

Jesus Christ BroLo!!! Do another rail, chief.

He's like a Rock 'n' Roll Robin Williams or something.

I have not even heard this show yet but I have heard the other two Rellek shows and I am liking the theme so far. I hope that all the shows done this week have Rellek's name in the title Friday's show - the man himself hopefully.

BroLo, so what was the final outcome for the whole regular condom vs. the magnum condom? Your conversation shifted to the stinky puss.

Glad to hear that my hometown Syracuse has some BroLo and KATG diehards. Next time I'm back there and I go out to the bars, I'll yell brumski at every place I go. Only wish I could be there, and also enjoy some Dinosaur BBQ.

Have fun up in Canadia, all you lucky bastards.

-Peesch

Brolo is an awesome guest. Sometimes he gets talking so fast I don't catch everything he says, but I love the energy he seems to bring out of everyone else who's there.

Keith's imitation of Brolo a couple of shows back was bang-on, BTW...

(Sorry Brolo - that is how you talk...)

I may regret saying this:

But I may never be tired of hearing BroLo.

(I think i said that before; regarding spooki)

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Originally Posted by memecherry (Post 204900)

Brother love rocks, yeah!!! I loved the strip club stories... And by the way, there really is no code to crack.... If you are good looking enough and show any kind of interest in a stripper's brain, they will want to talk to you. Especially if they can get something out of you (i.e. headshots to an agent). And they will sit and talk to you without you having to pay for a dance... untill some $ comes around... Having been to many a strip club myself, they are very fun... Even more fun if you have a lot of $, but can be just as fun if you are attractive, and SUPER fun if you are an attractive female... :p

One club I went to after the bars closed so we could sober up a little, a "lady of the stage" pulled up a chair and just sat down and started talking to us. Probably because we had a girl with us.

She was saying how it was a slow night, showed us pictures of her kids. Said she did it because she enjoyed it and the money was good. Wouldn't do the whore things though.

My friend got brought back to the back room by a certain girl he had been eyeing up and she said "he'll have a good time with her because she'll do the whore things".

She was pretty cool, seemed relieved to just have someone normal to talk to rather then all the skeezy looking dudes in front of the stage.