572: Keith's New Job

[phooey]

Originally Posted by CaptnKatie

So I googled Regitered Sex Offender Websites and a site with this picture came up as #4. Somehow I don't feel any safer.

the offensive part in this photo is that a the woman is really a man and the man.. is really a woman.

[BobbyEsq]

I'm late, but hopefully not too late -

I think you can say Keith is "an entertainer" (that sounds better than "in entertainment", no?), primarily stand-up comedy, but also a budding author. If pressed on the comedy angle, the earlier tip about saying you're selling your stuff on the Internet, send me an email and I'll send you the link, is golden.

If pressed about the book, just say it's still early, you've gotten an advance and a deal, but as a condition of the deal you're not really allowed to say too much until the book is published, and since you're not sure what the lawyers would let you say and what they wouldn't, you're playing it safe and just not talking much about the book with anybody. Anybody who doesn't back off and change the subject at that point is an asshole who is putting your career and your livelihood at risk, just because he's curious and can't mind his own fucking business.

If I'm right, the above has the added advantage of being almost completely true.

Good luck!

[Dominic]

Does anyone know of a Canadian version of nsopr.gov? I can't seem to turn one up, but maybe I'm not Googling the right terms.

[picard102]

Originally Posted by Dominic

Does anyone know of a Canadian version of nsopr.gov? I can't seem to turn one up, but maybe I'm not Googling the right terms.

There is not. In Canada there is a list, but it's only available to law enforcement and not just any dummy dumb that happens across it.

[Dominic]

Shame. We need one.
Actually, in the area where I was born, you'd probably have to do a "whitelist"....list all those people who are NOT freaks. It'd probably be easier.

[shoogbear63]

Just a point, I've been to at least 10 different trivia nights... They *all* have the one question at a time slow trivia where it's pretty damn serious. The better variations usually give a pitcher per questions right and then a $50 bar tab for the winner. Usually you'll get a pitcher for a clever team name as well... I didn't know it was done too much different anywhere else.


Also, Flair did an interview this weekend saying he hasn't quit WWE. Apparently, they're negotiating things out.

[matt2404]

Originally Posted by chokran

So I'm European and that makes me soft but doesn't anyone think that these sites are a perversion in a constitutional state?
Don't get me wrong. Child molesters deserve hard punishment and a long time in jail and if there's a chance that they'll commit this crime again, should be put into some kind of psychiatric institution.

Well... "Registered sex offender" and "child molester" aren't the same thing, because depending on the state, if you're 19 and your girl is 17 and her parents find out, you can be prosecuited and added to the sex offender database. Also, if you were caught with a whore that is a sex offense and you can be added for that. So just because someone is in the database it doesn't tell you why, but you have to look at the class of the offense and try to figure it out. I am not defending anyone, I am just saying their database is too general.

[dark_lobo]

I just listened to this show and I don't see any post about KATG searching their zip code, so here it goes


Current Reported Offender Details
County of Queens

Last Name: MUNOZ Ethnicity: Hispanic
First Name: JUAN Height: 5'10"

Reported Address: 165-25 UNION TPKE

City: FLUSHING State: NY Zip Code: 11366

Conviction:
Date Arrest Agency Suprv. Agency Victim Sex/Age
Sep 9, 2002 Connecticut State Police Headquarters - Sex Offender Unit New York County Probation Adult Investigations Female, 13 Years

Scars, Marks & Tattoos:
Description
Scar-Hand, nonspecific

Special Conditions: Participate in substance abuse, alcohol, and/or mental health counseling, Order of protection.

Offense Description:
Actual, MoreThanOnce Sexual Intercourse
Actual, MoreThanOnce Sexual Contact
Relationship to victim: Unknown
Weapon used:
No weapon used
Force used:
Immediately and physically overpowered
Computer used: No
Pornography involved: No

(Please take into account that I haven't listened to every KATG show, don't know if they ever mentioned this topic again, I'm not from the states, so I'm not even sure if this applies to KATG, I know that this topic is over a year old, and I searched using the info "Flushing NY 11366" from the " Keith and The Girl - Free Things" part of the site.)