594: Everyone Poops

Keith · 10-09-2007, 10:20 PM

"I shit my pants out of choice."

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JamIsNotGlue · 10-10-2007, 05:27 AM

Gook comes from "Han Guk", which is Korean for "Korea".

DWarrior · 10-10-2007, 05:30 AM

FYI, the guys talking shit at poker tables about how good they are usually aren't (only ~1% of poker players in casinos are actually winners). They just come there day and night (that's how they know each other) and lose their shirts. The guys really taking your money (and the shit talkers') aren't saying much.

PS, you should study probability if you don't understand the idea of "you won, but you didn't play right" (though the guys you mention probably don't understand it fully either).

Keith · 10-10-2007, 05:33 AM

I understand that I probably took all their money again.

Blitzgal · 10-10-2007, 09:17 AM

I KNOW I've seen a youtube video of some moron lighting his ass on fire trying to light his farts. Also one of a guy lighting his face on fire trying to drink a flaming drink. Cool it with the fire play, guys.

DJQuad · 10-10-2007, 12:09 PM

Is Crazy Mike the new Max?

10-10-2007, 01:08 PM

Peace Brother

Blitzgal · 10-10-2007, 01:26 PM

I thought it was fairly clear by Chemda's reaction to her impression that Keith might get into a real fight that it's not something that happens very often. If they've been together this long and she's never seen him tear into it with someone, then I highly doubt Keith is actually running around bashing random people's heads in. I know the taxi cab story was Mike's friend and not Keith, but I still didn't get the perception that they were advocating this as a positive thing...more like a "look what my jackass friend did" kind of story. And he did make a point of saying this happened back during his drinking days.

gumby013 · 10-10-2007, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by digitalbrian

I have to say that this episode is the last one I am going to listen to, I am appalled by the promotion of violence shown in this episode, since when is it civilized to open a taxi door and beat someone just because they got to the taxi before you? since when is it civilized to tell people you dont like their face and therefore they deserve a beating.

I always loved Keith and the Girl but today I lost ALL respect for Keith Malley, I hope you guys scored a bunch of dimwit skinheads as listeners, because you sure lost me.

And I was going to take my 8722675637 cousins on that cruise *frown*

Punching the guy in the Army was ok.
Throwing the man's cane was fine.
But this...OH MY... I had no idea.

martin · 10-10-2007, 03:00 PM

That's why Poker isn't a sport.

I've never seen a batter in a baseball game who is up to bat with 2 outs and runners on 2nd and 3rd strike out and then bitch at the pitcher because he is supposed to walk him.

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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,543	594: Everyone Poops "I shit my pants out of choice." www.myspace.com/MichaelMattera http://www.bestweekever.tv/?s=mattera - Drop a comment. Let 'em know! Last edited by Keith; 10-10-2007 at 07:35 AM.
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10-10-2007, 05:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
JamIsNotGlue Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Tulsa Posts: 403	Hey Spooky Gook comes from "Han Guk", which is Korean for "Korea". Last edited by JamIsNotGlue; 10-10-2007 at 05:29 AM.
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10-10-2007, 05:30 AM	#3 (permalink)
DWarrior Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 4,046	FYI, the guys talking shit at poker tables about how good they are usually aren't (only ~1% of poker players in casinos are actually winners). They just come there day and night (that's how they know each other) and lose their shirts. The guys really taking your money (and the shit talkers') aren't saying much. PS, you should study probability if you don't understand the idea of "you won, but you didn't play right" (though the guys you mention probably don't understand it fully either).
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,543	I understand that I probably took all their money again.
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Blitzgal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 3,294	I KNOW I've seen a youtube video of some moron lighting his ass on fire trying to light his farts. Also one of a guy lighting his face on fire trying to drink a flaming drink. Cool it with the fire play, guys.
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digitalbrian Guest Posts: n/a	Disapointed Peace Brother Last edited by digitalbrian; 10-12-2007 at 10:30 AM.

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Blitzgal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 3,294	I thought it was fairly clear by Chemda's reaction to her impression that Keith might get into a real fight that it's not something that happens very often. If they've been together this long and she's never seen him tear into it with someone, then I highly doubt Keith is actually running around bashing random people's heads in. I know the taxi cab story was Mike's friend and not Keith, but I still didn't get the perception that they were advocating this as a positive thing...more like a "look what my jackass friend did" kind of story. And he did make a point of saying this happened back during his drinking days. __________________ "'Wah! I'm not good enough, so I blame YOU!' - by the way, that's a baby accent." - Chemda
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martin Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay City MI Posts: 62	That's why Poker isn't a sport. I've never seen a batter in a baseball game who is up to bat with 2 outs and runners on 2nd and 3rd strike out and then bitch at the pitcher because he is supposed to walk him.
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