600: Jesse Joyce

[cretaceous]

Originally Posted by Jenna_f

heh.
wasn't he allready sober and off alcahol before he every hosted the show?
He does talk quite openly about being addicted to it in the past though.

heh.
Craig's been sober 10+ years now.

[McNally]

Originally Posted by sme_chan

And don't tell me you'd actually have sex with a man if he had a vagina, McNally?

I kinda liked it because it was like I was doing him a favor. Chicks get upset when you piston-fuck their face, but trannies love it. It re-enforces their feminine self-image, that I would want to fuck them that hard. They also don't bitch because of a few slaps. It's actually pretty great.

[sme_chan]

Originally Posted by McNally

I kinda liked it because it was like I was doing him a favor. Chicks get upset when you piston-fuck their face, but trannies love it. It re-enforces their feminine self-image, that I would want to fuck them that hard. They also don't bitch because of a few slaps. It's actually pretty great.

Wow, that's a really interesting persective. Though I kind of sympathise if you've only been with those kind of women ... You should talk more about your sex life McNally, people might take pity on you and give you the sex you want. ^^;

[phooey]

I missed this show live, but I wish I didn't because I would have loved to ask Jesse... So, when they bus in the group from the rehab for the big sober comedy show.. do they still have a 2 drink minimum? Because there is nothing worse than an $8.00 glass of orange juice! That would drive me to drink

[be leaves]

Originally Posted by McNally

People who cry over dumb shit completely devalue whatever sympathy they have over real tragedies.

Like how my mom cries when one of our dogs dies, but doesn't care that my brother's a drug addict. Where are your priorities? Fuck you, mom!

rofl

Originally Posted by sme_chan

Wtf is so enthralling about the smell of a vagina anway?

something tells me you're not going to be well-liked here.

[Nick Postagulous]

The horrible secret is there was no kid on the plane. Just Jesse.

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by McNally

I wanna go back to 2001 and see if I can find Ellen crying about 9/11, so I can point out that it apparently means nothing.

Her show started in 2003, so good luck with that.

[SanFranStagehand]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

Her show started in 2003, so good luck with that.

But the fact that he'd like to travel back in time to the year 2001 seems perfectly rational to you?

[Vudell]

Originally Posted by SanFranStagehand

But the fact that he'd like to travel back in time to the year 2001 seems perfectly rational to you?

cause there is no other possible way to go back and watch an episode of anything that has been on tv? unless, of course, the show wasnt on air then.

[sme_chan]

Originally Posted by be leaves

something tells me you're not going to be well-liked here.

I'm not here too be well liked. I'm just stating my thoughts. Take it or dispute it.