601: As Bitch is to Cunt

Keith · 10-19-2007, 02:33 AM

"'Member when crazy made sense?"

http://kidnation.tubecasts.com/blog/...hp/archives/10

windowsanddoors · 10-19-2007, 03:36 AM

3[(bitch+5x-7y)/(55-4x)] = cunt

Mickey · 10-19-2007, 05:10 AM

So... what you're saying is...

If someone gets vodka in a pint glass, they have a drinking problem?

Fuck, I think I had a drinking problem.

st0l3n · 10-19-2007, 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mickey

So... what you're saying is...

If someone gets vodka in a pint glass, they have a drinking problem?

Fuck, I think I had a drinking problem.

But if you only have 1 a night its still only 1 glass of vodka size doesn't
Its still only 1 glass!

Mickey · 10-19-2007, 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st0l3n

But if you only have 1 a night its still only 1 glass of vodka size doesn't
Its still only 1 glass!

On a slow night, I only had four drinks.

st0l3n · 10-19-2007, 06:12 AM

This why people want to buy supermarkets.
Just about every spot in the store that isn't a shelf and there’s product there is paid for. When you walk in and there is a display that’s paid for by the manufacturer.
End of the isle, the checkout is all space paid for by the manufacturer.
If the supermarket is privately owned they will over stock on products on special.
Then they wholesale it out the back of the supermarkets to the little mom and pop stores
the supermarket can do a cheaper deal than you can buy products for wholesale from the manufacturer.
Its a real interesting world

McDonalds / Any fast food chain
If you own a bar and you have post mix find a privately owned fast food place
Some of the owners will sell you the cartons of post mix soda
Some of these stores are paying only a 1/3 of the wholesale cost for the product .

armenta · 10-19-2007, 09:02 AM

In Newport there is this real crazy lady I affectionately call "Pumpkin-Pie-Hair-Cutted-Freak." She has a bowl cut, a super-dupa-fupa and an overall bat-shit-eating face that can only be perceived as "I bite if you get close enough." I went as far as capturing this creature on my camera ( I will post it later as I am at work ). One morning I was walking into a bagel place with my brother who was visiting and I passed her, pretty close, and gave her a nervous smile. On my way out of the place me and my brother were verbally assaulted. "Why don't you two faggots go f^*k each other!!!" All I could do was stare completely mute. So the moral of the story is don't get too close to the crazies and don't make eye contact.

Another story:
I got a three day suspension in middle school. Why you ask...well it has something to do with the C*^T word.
It was a typical day in Upstate New York in the middle of the winter. We had just gotten at least two feet of snow the night before and it was time for recess. Me and two of my friends were trudging through the snow when a buddy of mine gets an idea. He says we should spell out a message in this expansive palette of virgin snow. We determine the message and then begin making 20-ft. letters in the snow.
We finish the message and re-enter the building ( a three story, old-school mansion ). Being in Seventh grade I was on the third floor, and upon entering my next class I look out the window. The message looked as though we poured black tar, the sun just hitting the foot-paths just so. My horror was further amplified when my name and my other accomplices were summoned to the principals office. We were asked to call our parents and tell them what we had done, because the principal wouldn't utter the words himself.
What me and my two friends had transcribed in snow in gargantuan proportions was, " I (HEART SYMBOL) KUNT!" Yeah we spelling it wrong.

-Peesch

skyelo · 10-19-2007, 09:26 AM

I was so excited to hear a feedback on this show from someone else living in Monterey. Is there any way to find out other people in your town that listen? I know there is a thread called "where are you from" (or something close to that) but that hasnt helped much in my search. This place would be a lot more fun with a KATG crew!

Elvis-Lives · 10-19-2007, 09:49 AM

My brother works in a rest home. In his first week of work he was told to clean up one of the residents and "Get him ready". My brother went in and found out the guy was dead. He came out and told his supervisor that the guy had passed away. The supervisor said "Yeah I know. I need you to get him ready for the family and undertaker." My brother went back into the room and washed and shaved the dead body. He got $7 an hour at the time. People at Starbucks get at least $8 an hour. Holy shit.

DJQuad · 10-19-2007, 02:03 PM

Mike C owns!

Who was it that said K&C shouldn't talk about how to raise a kid if they don't have any?

10-19-2007, 02:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
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10-19-2007, 05:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
Mickey Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Orlando Posts: 63	So... what you're saying is... If someone gets vodka in a pint glass, they have a drinking problem? Fuck, I think I had a drinking problem.
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10-19-2007, 06:12 AM	#6 (permalink)
st0l3n Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 962	This why people want to buy supermarkets. Just about every spot in the store that isn't a shelf and there’s product there is paid for. When you walk in and there is a display that’s paid for by the manufacturer. End of the isle, the checkout is all space paid for by the manufacturer. If the supermarket is privately owned they will over stock on products on special. Then they wholesale it out the back of the supermarkets to the little mom and pop stores the supermarket can do a cheaper deal than you can buy products for wholesale from the manufacturer. Its a real interesting world McDonalds / Any fast food chain If you own a bar and you have post mix find a privately owned fast food place Some of the owners will sell you the cartons of post mix soda Some of these stores are paying only a 1/3 of the wholesale cost for the product . __________________ Paltalk: cameronaussa Fark you Faggot!
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10-19-2007, 09:02 AM	#7 (permalink)
armenta Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Manhattan Posts: 729	In Newport there is this real crazy lady I affectionately call "Pumpkin-Pie-Hair-Cutted-Freak." She has a bowl cut, a super-dupa-fupa and an overall bat-shit-eating face that can only be perceived as "I bite if you get close enough." I went as far as capturing this creature on my camera ( I will post it later as I am at work ). One morning I was walking into a bagel place with my brother who was visiting and I passed her, pretty close, and gave her a nervous smile. On my way out of the place me and my brother were verbally assaulted. "Why don't you two faggots go f^k each other!!!" All I could do was stare completely mute. So the moral of the story is don't get too close to the crazies and don't make eye contact. Another story: I got a three day suspension in middle school. Why you ask...well it has something to do with the C^T word. It was a typical day in Upstate New York in the middle of the winter. We had just gotten at least two feet of snow the night before and it was time for recess. Me and two of my friends were trudging through the snow when a buddy of mine gets an idea. He says we should spell out a message in this expansive palette of virgin snow. We determine the message and then begin making 20-ft. letters in the snow. We finish the message and re-enter the building ( a three story, old-school mansion ). Being in Seventh grade I was on the third floor, and upon entering my next class I look out the window. The message looked as though we poured black tar, the sun just hitting the foot-paths just so. My horror was further amplified when my name and my other accomplices were summoned to the principals office. We were asked to call our parents and tell them what we had done, because the principal wouldn't utter the words himself. What me and my two friends had transcribed in snow in gargantuan proportions was, " I (HEART SYMBOL) KUNT!" Yeah we spelling it wrong. -Peesch __________________ <KATG> <!-- TINGS --> </KATG> "This is news and people are buying it. Take away your voting privileges and your uterus, cause you're a f'n idiot." -- Keith Malley "You don't need to be a nerd, to be good a what you do." -- Valeria G. Last edited by armenta; 10-19-2007 at 09:06 AM.
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10-19-2007, 09:26 AM	#8 (permalink)
skyelo Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 94	Monterey I was so excited to hear a feedback on this show from someone else living in Monterey. Is there any way to find out other people in your town that listen? I know there is a thread called "where are you from" (or something close to that) but that hasnt helped much in my search. This place would be a lot more fun with a KATG crew!
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10-19-2007, 09:49 AM	#9 (permalink)
Elvis-Lives Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 25	My brother works in a rest home. In his first week of work he was told to clean up one of the residents and "Get him ready". My brother went in and found out the guy was dead. He came out and told his supervisor that the guy had passed away. The supervisor said "Yeah I know. I need you to get him ready for the family and undertaker." My brother went back into the room and washed and shaved the dead body. He got $7 an hour at the time. People at Starbucks get at least $8 an hour. Holy shit.
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10-19-2007, 02:03 PM	#10 (permalink)
DJQuad Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,242	Mike C owns! Who was it that said K&C shouldn't talk about how to raise a kid if they don't have any?
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