604: Fat Enabler

Jamie Lee · 10-24-2007, 03:07 PM

Yeah, the topic of other comedians made me a little nervous and probably did provoke a corporate answer to some degree. I work in a place where I could get the boot for expressing personal opinions to "the public" whether they be complimentary or negative. Plus, there's no benefit in burning bridges with other comedians since I do stand-up myself.

Did I really shit all over Chemda's name? Wasn't my intention. I thought I just sounded ridiculous and then we joked about it.

Thinking the KATG vs. Jamie sequel will be smoother for sure. Looking forward to Part Deux.

Bah.

Brad · 10-24-2007, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jamie Lee

Yeah, the topic of other comedians made me a little nervous and probably did provoke a corporate answer to some degree.

Well allow us to speak for you.

Dane Cook is a faggoty retard of a man-child who deserves to have his balls chewed off by wild boars while having his dick sucked by the porn star of his choosing, thus allowing the simultaneous feelings of excruciating pain and immense pleasure to drive him beyond madness for the rest of his days, which are hopefully very few.

......

T or F?

Aurora · 10-24-2007, 03:20 PM

I can relate to Jamie's family talking about weight and body image. While I was never told I was fat, I'd be given hints like "Umm... those pants make your butt look too big," or "have you gained weight? because those pants looked better on you before." I would get so pissed off and so self-conscious that I'd drop my weight drastically to the point where it affected my health. No, I was never anorexic, I freak out at the thought of vomiting, but I would either only eat small amounts or eat 1 or 2 times a day.

Now, I lash back at them and just flat out don't take it anymore. Looking back, I was so stupid to even think I was fat. I have never weighed over 110 lbs but because I am short, I look heavier. My mom and grandma would always say that they only said those things because they loved me and wanted me to look my best at all times... but I knew they were trying to do more of a "We can't be thin, so you be thin" kind of thing...

I am now 5'4, 102 lbs and I freak out when I gain more than a couple pounds. I know it's ridiculous... but it's like I can't help but freak out.

It can really screw a person up. Just saying.

Keith · 10-24-2007, 03:22 PM

Screw them up beautiful. Thanks, moms.

Brad · 10-24-2007, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Aurora

or "have you gained weight? because those pants looked better on you before."

Daymmmn, that's gotta be considered more than a "hint." What the fuck, who would say that to somebody? Not very subtle.

Mickey · 10-24-2007, 06:46 PM

According to Keet's theory, I should be a stand up comic.

I think I'll take a class.

st0l3n · 10-24-2007, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamie Lee

Yeah, the topic of other comedians made me a little nervous and probably did provoke a corporate answer to some degree. I work in a place where I could get the boot for expressing personal opinions to "the public" whether they be complimentary or negative. Plus, there's no benefit in burning bridges with other comedians since I do stand-up myself.

Did I really shit all over Chemda's name? Wasn't my intention. I thought I just sounded ridiculous and then we joked about it.

Thinking the KATG vs. Jamie sequel will be smoother for sure. Looking forward to Part Deux.

Bah.

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arcatacat · 10-25-2007, 12:51 AM

Great job, jamie. Very funny show.

slag · 10-25-2007, 01:53 AM

Dear Jamie

Chemda has admitted that in legal docs her name is spellied with a 'K'. The 'CH' spelling is clearling intended to cause shame and embarresment to the anglo community that only seek her friendship.

I once knew a Jewtopia born chick who would intentionally mispronounce her name to sound like an anglo name..... then expect me to join in with her in berating 'mericans for not having knowledge of sand people pronouciation.

katg fans are well versed in the comedy of inter-cultural realtions.

We understand the misstep. you are safe here. This is a truly loving accepting and forgiving community.

now show us your bewbs

sincerly.....

bowling_for_pyros · 10-25-2007, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by slag

katg fans are well versed in the comedy of inter-cultural realtions.

We understand the misstep. you are safe here. This is a truly loving accepting and forgiving community.

unless you happen to be fucking Norwegian..

10-24-2007, 03:07 PM	#21 (permalink)
Jamie Lee Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: NYC Posts: 52	Yeah, the topic of other comedians made me a little nervous and probably did provoke a corporate answer to some degree. I work in a place where I could get the boot for expressing personal opinions to "the public" whether they be complimentary or negative. Plus, there's no benefit in burning bridges with other comedians since I do stand-up myself. Did I really shit all over Chemda's name? Wasn't my intention. I thought I just sounded ridiculous and then we joked about it. Thinking the KATG vs. Jamie sequel will be smoother for sure. Looking forward to Part Deux. Bah.
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10-24-2007, 03:20 PM	#23 (permalink)
Aurora Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 685	I can relate to Jamie's family talking about weight and body image. While I was never told I was fat, I'd be given hints like "Umm... those pants make your butt look too big," or "have you gained weight? because those pants looked better on you before." I would get so pissed off and so self-conscious that I'd drop my weight drastically to the point where it affected my health. No, I was never anorexic, I freak out at the thought of vomiting, but I would either only eat small amounts or eat 1 or 2 times a day. Now, I lash back at them and just flat out don't take it anymore. Looking back, I was so stupid to even think I was fat. I have never weighed over 110 lbs but because I am short, I look heavier. My mom and grandma would always say that they only said those things because they loved me and wanted me to look my best at all times... but I knew they were trying to do more of a "We can't be thin, so you be thin" kind of thing... I am now 5'4, 102 lbs and I freak out when I gain more than a couple pounds. I know it's ridiculous... but it's like I can't help but freak out. It can really screw a person up. Just saying.
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Mickey Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Orlando Posts: 63	According to Keet's theory, I should be a stand up comic. I think I'll take a class.
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slag Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 47	Dear Jamie Chemda has admitted that in legal docs her name is spellied with a 'K'. The 'CH' spelling is clearling intended to cause shame and embarresment to the anglo community that only seek her friendship. I once knew a Jewtopia born chick who would intentionally mispronounce her name to sound like an anglo name..... then expect me to join in with her in berating 'mericans for not having knowledge of sand people pronouciation. katg fans are well versed in the comedy of inter-cultural realtions. We understand the misstep. you are safe here. This is a truly loving accepting and forgiving community. now show us your bewbs sincerly..... Last edited by slag; 10-25-2007 at 02:00 AM.
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