608: On the Road Again

MichaelG · 10-31-2007, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Aurora

Well... the second one looked incorrect because it is a completely different word... pronounced noo-aunce... no "s" in the middle.

Just sayin...

Now you know why i picked the first one.....

MichaelG · 10-31-2007, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Gunderling

This counts as one of the 4%.

Thank you for noticing

pj3101 · 10-31-2007, 03:50 PM

Nick Swardson didn't give a very good argument for why he isn't gay. He actually made it worse by not telling us if his friend gave him 20 gay pornos.

Aurora · 10-31-2007, 04:01 PM

Chemda was completely correct about the "39 in a 30" scenario. My father's a State Trooper for the state of Texas and will very rarely write a ticket for anything below 15-20 miles over the speed limit. Granted, everyone I know who's been pulled over by my dad have said he's the most laid-back guy. He gives out WAY more warnings than he does anything else. Now, if he's pulled you over more than once, it's a different story.

That's the thing with my dad. He can see someone on the street and say "Wow, I arrested him back in '93. Looks like he hasn't changed much." Who remembers stuff like that? But, he's so good at what he does and he takes the time to make sure he treats each person separately, you can't help but notice. He's never been the kind to stereotype or anything like that and has had very few physical altercations, none of which he started.

He's the cop you want to get pulled over by. He's the one who laughs with you about that wife you've got to get home to... even though he knows you're lying!

Anyways... not all cops are assholes.

Just sayin...

brody · 10-31-2007, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by pj3101

Nick Swardson didn't give a very good argument for why he isn't gay. He actually made it worse by not telling us if his friend gave him 20 gay pornos.

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Keith · 10-31-2007, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Aurora

Anyways... not all cops are assholes.

No, just bad parents. He took you with him as he pulled people over?

Aurora · 10-31-2007, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

He took you with him as he pulled people over?

No way! He'd be fired in a heartbeat. We're technically not even allowed in the cop car... except he'd take me to school in it when I was little when he had to.

MichaelG · 10-31-2007, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Aurora

No way! He'd be fired in a heartbeat. We're technically not even allowed in the cop car... except he'd take me to school in it when I was little when he had to.

Way to out your dad and his poor decisions....

Both as a cop and a parent

Keith · 10-31-2007, 04:28 PM

My dad was the greatest magician, mentalist and singer that ever lived. I know cause he told me.

Aurora · 10-31-2007, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MichaelG

Way to out your dad and his poor decisions....

Both as a cop and a parent

Because riding in a cop car is such a TERRIBLE thing for a child to experience...

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Aurora Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 685	Speeding Chemda was completely correct about the "39 in a 30" scenario. My father's a State Trooper for the state of Texas and will very rarely write a ticket for anything below 15-20 miles over the speed limit. Granted, everyone I know who's been pulled over by my dad have said he's the most laid-back guy. He gives out WAY more warnings than he does anything else. Now, if he's pulled you over more than once, it's a different story. That's the thing with my dad. He can see someone on the street and say "Wow, I arrested him back in '93. Looks like he hasn't changed much." Who remembers stuff like that? But, he's so good at what he does and he takes the time to make sure he treats each person separately, you can't help but notice. He's never been the kind to stereotype or anything like that and has had very few physical altercations, none of which he started. He's the cop you want to get pulled over by. He's the one who laughs with you about that wife you've got to get home to... even though he knows you're lying! Anyways... not all cops are assholes. Just sayin...
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