608: On the Road Again

Bucho · 10-31-2007, 09:27 PM

Keith's impressions kill me every time, last show the stripper talking about the kid she used to look after, this show the NPR drone. I love that shit.

Whenever I feel like I'm the most stupid fuckup in the world all I have to do is remember there are people who equate pets to children and I feel like Einstein and Newton's genius bastard spawn.

MichaelG · 10-31-2007, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

Instead of just reading everything before you yap your mouth?

And I still have your old phone call, Michael G. I don't think you're one to make fun of how people talk.

Funny thing is, I don't use my talking skills for a living.

Was that the Mothers day Joke....?

Ha. i forgot. Wow i was strangely nervous when i left that message.

slither · 11-01-2007, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Aurora

Did I ever say my dad told me any of this? My friends had told me about their times getting pulled over. As for other things, he's got a camera and microphone that runs the entire time he's on duty... so it's not like he doesn't have proof of anything...

Dont even try to argue with them, they are assholes in this forum.

They will chew at you until you run screaming away.

Aurora · 11-01-2007, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by slither

Dont even try to argue with them, they are assholes in this forum.

They will chew at you until you run screaming away.

sadly... I know this. Yet, I still do it. Who am I kidding? No one cares about what a 19-yr old girl has to say. Oh wells. I stick to the chat and forum games, I guess.

Josh The Jew · 11-01-2007, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Aurora

sadly... I know this. Yet, I still do it. Who am I kidding? No one cares about what a 19-yr old girl has to say. Oh wells. I stick to the chat and forum games, I guess.

I hate to disagree with your self deprecation, but I think we care about what some 19 year old girls have to say.

I'd say that the lack of caring about your thoughts are much more personal.

arcatacat · 11-01-2007, 10:39 AM

lulz

JediMom · 11-01-2007, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MichaelG

Funny thing is, I don't use my talking skills for a living.

Was that the Mothers day Joke....?

Ha. i forgot. Wow i was strangely nervous when i left that message.

You are always strangely nervous when you leave me phone messages...

Gotcha!

Mickey · 11-01-2007, 02:51 PM

Keet was talking about what "we" (as in the poor fucks that are stuck home with animal lovers' pets) do to the pets when the pet owner isn't home.

The Chick That I Am Dating has a rat terrier. It's a needy little dog. It will follow me around the house all day when she is out.

After watching Pirates of the Caribbean one day, I decided the dog and I would play pirate. I raided TCTIAD's unner-wear drawer and took out some thongs. I turned them into eye-patches for me and the dog.

She walked in the front door just as I was about to stab the dog in the ribs. She was less than thrilled.

theWIZARDofOZ · 11-01-2007, 05:48 PM

I just got done listening to the show and man Matt, b is a YES MAN. wow he didn't want to say anything agains keith and chemda. please dont have that guy on the show again.

love the show.

ElleJ · 11-01-2007, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by theWIZARDofOZ

I just got done listening to the show and man Matt, b is a YES MAN. wow he didn't want to say anything agains keith and chemda. please dont have that guy on the show again.

love the show.

Are you serious? Matt B is the best guest ever, I freaking love him.

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Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,902	Keith's impressions kill me every time, last show the stripper talking about the kid she used to look after, this show the NPR drone. I love that shit. Whenever I feel like I'm the most stupid fuckup in the world all I have to do is remember there are people who equate pets to children and I feel like Einstein and Newton's genius bastard spawn.
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arcatacat Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,120	lulz Last edited by arcatacat; 01-02-2008 at 12:18 PM.
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11-01-2007, 02:51 PM	#58 (permalink)
Mickey Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Orlando Posts: 63	Keet was talking about what "we" (as in the poor fucks that are stuck home with animal lovers' pets) do to the pets when the pet owner isn't home. The Chick That I Am Dating has a rat terrier. It's a needy little dog. It will follow me around the house all day when she is out. After watching Pirates of the Caribbean one day, I decided the dog and I would play pirate. I raided TCTIAD's unner-wear drawer and took out some thongs. I turned them into eye-patches for me and the dog. She walked in the front door just as I was about to stab the dog in the ribs. She was less than thrilled.
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theWIZARDofOZ Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: SAN DIEGO CA Posts: 18	I just got done listening to the show and man Matt, b is a YES MAN. wow he didn't want to say anything agains keith and chemda. please dont have that guy on the show again. love the show.
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