608: On the Road Again

Claire · 11-01-2007, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mickey

Keet was talking about what "we" (as in the poor fucks that are stuck home with animal lovers' pets) do to the pets when the pet owner isn't home.

The Chick That I Am Dating has a rat terrier. It's a needy little dog. It will follow me around the house all day when she is out.

After watching Pirates of the Caribbean one day, I decided the dog and I would play pirate. I raided TCTIAD's unner-wear drawer and took out some thongs. I turned them into eye-patches for me and the dog.

She walked in the front door just as I was about to stab the dog in the ribs. She was less than thrilled.

I don't get it she was mad you were playing with her dog?

93160gt · 11-01-2007, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by theWIZARDofOZ

I just got done listening to the show and man Matt, b is a YES MAN. wow he didn't want to say anything agains keith and chemda. please dont have that guy on the show again.

love the show.

respect your elders boy, matt b is great and brings alot to the show.

brizza · 11-02-2007, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ElleJ

Are you serious? Matt B is the best guest ever, I freaking love him.

Matt B is a quality guest. There are tonnes of episodes when he disagrees the KATG, or just says creepy things to make Chemda squirm. Plus he brings a strange sense of non-ignorance to many discussions. Makes for very interesting listening.

More important, he's my drug courier -- luckily Brother Love did the time.

Bucho · 11-02-2007, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by theWIZARDofOZ

I just got done listening to the show and man Matt, b is a YES MAN. wow he didn't want to say anything agains keith and chemda. please dont have that guy on the show again.

love the show.

Yeah, remember that time he totally sucked up and agreed with everything KATG said about how kids shouldn't be allowed to wear gang colors at that school? About a month ago? The Fucking Imbecile Of Retard Oz more like.

banisters_mind · 11-02-2007, 01:44 AM

As Chemda was recounting her minor road rage experiences in the afterglow of having scored her drivers license the other day, (congratulations by the way) I couldn't help but ponder a great idea for a television commercial for the show that I'd like to share with you.

FADE IN:

A busy New York street. A set of traffic lights set to red. A car idling before the intersection. Keith sitting quietly in the passenger seat staring aimlessly (maybe checking out a spastic walking down the sidewalk), while Chemda, at wheel, grips the steering column, exasperated, stressed - in no mood for any shit.

Suddenly there's a bump from behind that startles our two heroes of internet radio, both look back. 'What the fuck!' exclaims Chemda. It's a shitty Pinto, or Diatshu perhaps.

Something inside of her snaps. Chemda throws open the door of the car and lurches out, while Keith covers his eyes and shakes his head. 'Crazy woman', but whose gonna fuck with a crazy woman, right Keith?

Chemda storms up to the offending SOB and begins hurling abuse. The window of the Pinto rolls slowly down revealing a slightly nerdy office type guy with a bland tie and gold rimmed glasses. He looks shocked and completely mortified.

Chemda's tirade rails on for a moment - accusations about the young man's animal parentage abound. And then she finishes with a "What have you got to say for yourself FUCKER!!!"

The young man meekly replies with a question, "Chemda?"

It is then that she notices the characteristic white earbuds. Slowly, the young man raises his iphone and Chemda blinks. There, on screen is the familiar green KATG logo, an episode number and a 5 star rating.

The camera focuses on Chemda's shocked expression for a moment as a curl of her raven hair (?) falls cutely down over her face...

FADE TO BLACK (then the KATG logo one more time)

THE END!

What do you think of that guys?

Claire · 11-02-2007, 04:20 AM

Niice, May I add......

opening title sequence

New York City .......... Wednesday April 15th

And of course the offending driver should be wearing a KATG T-Shirt

starscream · 11-02-2007, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by theWIZARDofOZ

I just got done listening to the show and man Matt, b is a YES MAN. wow he didn't want to say anything agains keith and chemda. please dont have that guy on the show again.

Wow. Even I think that's crazytalk.

DJQuad · 11-02-2007, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by MichaelG

Funny thing is, I don't use my talking skills for a living.

Was that the Mothers day Joke....?

Ha. i forgot. Wow i was strangely nervous when i left that message.

Heheee I love it when you stir him up.

vtkitty1313 · 11-02-2007, 01:03 PM

okay so i listen to the show and everything and kill me if it was one of keith's jokes from his cd's but............what was the significance of the last clip of stand up? I take it that the bit was stolen but from who?

ababuu · 11-02-2007, 01:09 PM

he's a closet homo

11-02-2007, 01:44 AM	#65 (permalink)
banisters_mind Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Adelaide Hills, Australia Posts: 138	As Chemda was recounting her minor road rage experiences in the afterglow of having scored her drivers license the other day, (congratulations by the way) I couldn't help but ponder a great idea for a television commercial for the show that I'd like to share with you. FADE IN: A busy New York street. A set of traffic lights set to red. A car idling before the intersection. Keith sitting quietly in the passenger seat staring aimlessly (maybe checking out a spastic walking down the sidewalk), while Chemda, at wheel, grips the steering column, exasperated, stressed - in no mood for any shit. Suddenly there's a bump from behind that startles our two heroes of internet radio, both look back. 'What the fuck!' exclaims Chemda. It's a shitty Pinto, or Diatshu perhaps. Something inside of her snaps. Chemda throws open the door of the car and lurches out, while Keith covers his eyes and shakes his head. 'Crazy woman', but whose gonna fuck with a crazy woman, right Keith? Chemda storms up to the offending SOB and begins hurling abuse. The window of the Pinto rolls slowly down revealing a slightly nerdy office type guy with a bland tie and gold rimmed glasses. He looks shocked and completely mortified. Chemda's tirade rails on for a moment - accusations about the young man's animal parentage abound. And then she finishes with a "What have you got to say for yourself FUCKER!!!" The young man meekly replies with a question, "Chemda?" It is then that she notices the characteristic white earbuds. Slowly, the young man raises his iphone and Chemda blinks. There, on screen is the familiar green KATG logo, an episode number and a 5 star rating. The camera focuses on Chemda's shocked expression for a moment as a curl of her raven hair (?) falls cutely down over her face... FADE TO BLACK (then the KATG logo one more time) THE END! What do you think of that guys?
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Claire Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 103	Niice, May I add...... opening title sequence New York City .......... Wednesday April 15th And of course the offending driver should be wearing a KATG T-Shirt
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vtkitty1313 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Posts: 387	okay so i listen to the show and everything and kill me if it was one of keith's jokes from his cd's but............what was the significance of the last clip of stand up? I take it that the bit was stolen but from who?
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