618: You're Fired!
 

"I'm sorry, it was balls. You're fired."

Through my powers of prestidigitation I will now make your dignity, that vacation you were planning, and your family's respect for you dissapear.... you're fired.

Phenomenon!!!!

:eek: that picture of Deuce with that giant ass gun is scary shit!! keep safe man!
congrats on winning guys, you deserve it!

No kidding. He looks like a young, squirrely DeNiro in that pic. If only he looked more like Pacino...

Wow... I have always liked Michael but after hearing what he wrote to Tracy, I love him.

I don't know if I should shake his hand or run screaming...I think that peace in the middle east might finally be possible, if by 'peace' you mean 'peace and quiet because everyone's dead'
:eek:

lol :p

I even imagined him throwing down a little dud smoke bomb and walking out.

I dunno about anyone else but the first bit of guilty letters sent back by Tracy reminded me a lot of how Dane Cook wrote Keith and Chemda back.

I'll have to go back and listen to it but I remember that even though it was his fault that he totally missed the appointment, he still had a guilt trip going about how they didn't understand he had personal things to take care of.

I don't think he got as detailed though. Anyway just one more weirdo to add to the growing pile of guilt emails.

I'll have to use that excuse next time I screw up at work.

"Sorry Boss, I forgot to put the new cover sheets on the TPS reports. Funny thing is, I was going to do it just before you yelled at me but my sister is bleeding from the wrists! You understand. Family stuff.

LOL,
-M"

so.... wat if this forum about o.o randomness?