628: Keith's Birthday

[Keith]

"I can't have kids because I have cysts on my ovaries."

[Aurora]

I hurt my little toe in November of 2005.

I was in dance shoes, which are basically just cloth, and was walking/running around backstage during a play and hit my toe so hard, pain shot up through my whole body. I was mortified. I just knew it was broken. It wasn't even half-way through the show so i had to go on stage and dance with this lovely pain for the rest of the night.

After the show I took my shoe off and my little toe had grown to about the size of my second toe. It was ginormous and purple. To this day, it still hurts me. If I put a shoe on that's too tight, that toe screams in pain. It's been 2 years and I still have the constant reminder of that stupid set piece I kicked while backstage...

Why the HELL has it not healed after 2 years!?

[McNally]

You know how some people call all soda "Coke"? That's how it works with Keith's dvds. They're all called "Children's Party Songs". Children's Party Songs has the Brumski animation, it's got the Surf Reality bonus... It's all on Children's Party Songs.

[JackFetch]

My sister has had cysts on her ovaries since she was a teenager. I remember her going to the hospital more than once because of a burst cyst. She was told she would probably never have children. I now have a 2 year old niece.

[Club Sandwich]

Originally Posted by McNally

You know how some people call all soda "Coke"? That's how it works with Keith's dvds. They're all called "Children's Party Songs". Children's Party Songs has the Brumski animation, it's got the Surf Reality bonus... It's all on Children's Party Songs.

I can't wait until he releases Children's Party Songs!

[designbydave]

Just to beat Mikey to it:

Do Not Click unless you want to see a picture of a yeast infected vagina:
http://www.vaginosis.com/candidaDschg.jpg
http://www.vaginosis.com/bacterialVag.jpg

Looks Yummy to me!

[McNally]

The wishlist link on katg.com didn't work for me, so here's another link to it:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wi...cm_wl_rlist_go

When Rellek and I get to NYC we're gonna need somewhere to play Grand Theft Auto 4, so buying Chemda that Playstation 3 would really help out.

[Goatboy]

Are you guys serious defending the RU486 guy?

It's like you've gone so far in support of pro-choice that you're in favour of removing choice from women... How is that any better than fuckin' Catholics?

[phooey]

wow, that is one kick ass hair dryer... guess Chemda wants a PLAYSTATION and Keith is looking for the world's best hair dryer

[deuce]

fuckin on the girls period is gross, and disgusting (and yes that is coming from deuce)

learn the laws of purity, you sick fuck, and respect them

The biblical regulations of Leviticus specify that a menstruating woman be separated from other people for seven days; anything she sits on, or lays upon, becomes ritually impure during this period, and anyone who comes into contact with these things, or her, during this period will also become ritually impure, until the evening comes and the person who made contact washes themselves and their clothes in water. A man who has sexual intercourse with a menstruating woman during this period would be rendered ritually impure for seven days, rather than just one; Leviticus further contains a prohibition against sexual contact with a woman who is currently separated from the people due to menstruation

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