628: Keith's Birthday

Keith · 11-30-2007, 03:32 PM

"I can't have kids because I have cysts on my ovaries."

Aurora · 11-30-2007, 04:52 PM

I hurt my little toe in November of 2005.

I was in dance shoes, which are basically just cloth, and was walking/running around backstage during a play and hit my toe so hard, pain shot up through my whole body. I was mortified. I just knew it was broken. It wasn't even half-way through the show so i had to go on stage and dance with this lovely pain for the rest of the night.

After the show I took my shoe off and my little toe had grown to about the size of my second toe. It was ginormous and purple. To this day, it still hurts me. If I put a shoe on that's too tight, that toe screams in pain. It's been 2 years and I still have the constant reminder of that stupid set piece I kicked while backstage...

Why the HELL has it not healed after 2 years!?

McNally · 11-30-2007, 06:18 PM

You know how some people call all soda "Coke"? That's how it works with Keith's dvds. They're all called "Children's Party Songs". Children's Party Songs has the Brumski animation, it's got the Surf Reality bonus... It's all on Children's Party Songs.

JackFetch · 11-30-2007, 09:29 PM

My sister has had cysts on her ovaries since she was a teenager. I remember her going to the hospital more than once because of a burst cyst. She was told she would probably never have children. I now have a 2 year old niece.

Club Sandwich · 11-30-2007, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by McNally

You know how some people call all soda "Coke"? That's how it works with Keith's dvds. They're all called "Children's Party Songs". Children's Party Songs has the Brumski animation, it's got the Surf Reality bonus... It's all on Children's Party Songs.

I can't wait until he releases Children's Party Songs!

designbydave · 11-30-2007, 11:16 PM

Just to beat Mikey to it:

Do Not Click unless you want to see a picture of a yeast infected vagina:
http://www.vaginosis.com/candidaDschg.jpg
http://www.vaginosis.com/bacterialVag.jpg

Looks Yummy to me!

McNally · 12-01-2007, 02:55 AM

The wishlist link on katg.com didn't work for me, so here's another link to it:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wi...cm_wl_rlist_go

When Rellek and I get to NYC we're gonna need somewhere to play Grand Theft Auto 4, so buying Chemda that Playstation 3 would really help out.

Klaasvd · 07-27-2011, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by designbydave

Just to beat Mikey to it:

Do Not Click unless you want to see a picture of a yeast infected vagina:
http://www.vaginosis.com/candidaDschg.jpg
http://www.vaginosis.com/bacterialVag.jpg

Looks Yummy to me!

I can assure you it is most delicious... and most yummy... wish my gf still had it... esp because it looked like the 2nd pic.

Goatboy · 12-01-2007, 04:37 AM

Are you guys serious defending the RU486 guy?

It's like you've gone so far in support of pro-choice that you're in favour of removing choice from women... How is that any better than fuckin' Catholics?

phooey · 12-01-2007, 09:26 AM

wow, that is one kick ass hair dryer... guess Chemda wants a PLAYSTATION and Keith is looking for the world's best hair dryer

11-30-2007, 03:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
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11-30-2007, 04:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
Aurora Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 685	Toes and their non-healing... I hurt my little toe in November of 2005. I was in dance shoes, which are basically just cloth, and was walking/running around backstage during a play and hit my toe so hard, pain shot up through my whole body. I was mortified. I just knew it was broken. It wasn't even half-way through the show so i had to go on stage and dance with this lovely pain for the rest of the night. After the show I took my shoe off and my little toe had grown to about the size of my second toe. It was ginormous and purple. To this day, it still hurts me. If I put a shoe on that's too tight, that toe screams in pain. It's been 2 years and I still have the constant reminder of that stupid set piece I kicked while backstage... Why the HELL has it not healed after 2 years!?
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11-30-2007, 06:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
McNally Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,314	You know how some people call all soda "Coke"? That's how it works with Keith's dvds. They're all called "Children's Party Songs". Children's Party Songs has the Brumski animation, it's got the Surf Reality bonus... It's all on Children's Party Songs. Last edited by McNally; 11-30-2007 at 06:21 PM.
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11-30-2007, 09:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
JackFetch Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Alabama(aka Keith's worst nightmare) Posts: 348	My sister has had cysts on her ovaries since she was a teenager. I remember her going to the hospital more than once because of a burst cyst. She was told she would probably never have children. I now have a 2 year old niece.
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11-30-2007, 11:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
designbydave Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: california! Posts: 224	Just to beat Mikey to it: Do Not Click unless you want to see a picture of a yeast infected vagina: http://www.vaginosis.com/candidaDschg.jpg http://www.vaginosis.com/bacterialVag.jpg Looks Yummy to me!
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12-01-2007, 02:55 AM	#7 (permalink)
McNally Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,314	The wishlist link on katg.com didn't work for me, so here's another link to it: http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wi...cm_wl_rlist_go When Rellek and I get to NYC we're gonna need somewhere to play Grand Theft Auto 4, so buying Chemda that Playstation 3 would really help out. Last edited by McNally; 12-01-2007 at 02:57 AM.
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12-01-2007, 04:37 AM	#9 (permalink)
Goatboy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Leeds, England Posts: 191	Are you guys serious defending the RU486 guy? It's like you've gone so far in support of pro-choice that you're in favour of removing choice from women... How is that any better than fuckin' Catholics?
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12-01-2007, 09:26 AM	#10 (permalink)
phooey Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Arizona Posts: 807	wow, that is one kick ass hair dryer... guess Chemda wants a PLAYSTATION and Keith is looking for the world's best hair dryer
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