644: West Coast Pussies

[Keith]

"I just did that in front of all them?"

[jahwork]

I couldnt find a thing to laugh at durring the whole show.
what happened??

[Grapist]

Originally Posted by jahwork

I couldnt find a thing to laugh at durring the whole show.
what happened??

You were listening to it wrong.

Oh and Fuuuuuuuuck Yoooooouuuuu
welcome to the forums.

[Tech007]

Van Halen's first tour was the first arena show I ever saw - Eddie and Dave were incredible. Eddie made those stupid faces BUT he was REALLY playing his heart out.

But the rumours are true - VH has jumped the shark. Re: backing tracks during live show - check out this humongous screw up at beginning of the current tour.

First video @ 0:54 seconds mark - Keyboard intro to 'Jump' goes horribly wrong and not even Eddie can make it better. He actually seems to ignore the whole deal and play the worst version of this song I've ever heard. Check his solo out??!!

(and someone tell Roth to drop the drum major act plz)

" I can’t tell which is funnier, this long-hated cheesebag-anthem turned into a much more interesting, atonal mess in front of thousands of paying customers or the hilarious soldiering on of the Van Halens as they look at each other from inside the trainwreck. Eddie tries to transpose on the fly and match the wildly fucked up keyboards but the great thing there is the difference in pitch is non-musical - about 1.5 semitones sharp. So there’s no frets he can choose to fix the problem!

So what happens when you’re Van Halen, the last song in your set list is the million-seller “Jump” with its synthesizer-keyboard opening…and the recording you’re using to play back the synth is accidentally run at 48K instead of 44.1K?

What happens could be this (recorded in Greensboro, NC four days ago):"

http://warmowski.wordpress.com/2007/...jump-in-pitch/



<EDIT>

and for comparison here is the same tour a few nights later in Toronto - Eddies 'chainsaw buzz' guitar is more or less in tune with the keyboards (or vice versa technically) But this is not the Eddie I remember. Ouch. Listen to the slop in the ending. <hides head in shame>



and I never heard all this stuff either? poor Mikeys pic was removed from albums etc. He shows some real class though.

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdail...-the-internet/

This latest tour is a total sham. And I WANTED to believe...


My original post -

http://www.keithandthegirl.com/forum...ead.php?t=8034

[Brad]

Originally Posted by jahwork

I couldnt find a thing to laugh at durring the whole show.
what happened??

So's your face.

wait, what?

Welcome to the forums, cunty.

[Brad]

Originally Posted by Tech007

Van Halen's first tour was the first arena show I ever saw - Eddie and Dave were incredible.

"I have hope and faith, and that’s more than just the name of a couple of strippers from Albuquerque."

I've heard David Lee Roth make this same fuckin' joke in at least 3 interviews. Not sure if anyone else is familiar with and/or has noticed, but it drives me insane.

Somebody throw a brother some new material...

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by memecherry

Throwing the money at them.... Not the case in San Francisco, we get to slide the money in the g string, have it taken out of our lap, etc...
No titties at the alcohol club... Again, not the case in San Francisco, the full nude is no alcohol, but you do get titties at the clubs with alcohol.
The one look or you lose... Hell naw! The girls here come around and sit with you and talk to you, you don't have to throw some kind of lasso around them to get their attention.
The clubs in San Francisco are a lot like the ones in Las Vegas... Maybe because San Francisco was a big sailor town that the strip clubs are different, don't know, but they are very fun... The Hustler and The Gold club are my favs....
Anywhoo... Glad to know all of this about L.A. strip clubs, I won't waste my time going to one... It's probably why the drinks are so cheap...

SF Mitchel Brothers is an awesome Dirty place.

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by memecherry

Very awesome.... very dirty.... blow jobs in the back for the right $

The Back? you mean the flashlight room right off the entry. Or the booths with the tissue boxes.

[Brad]

I think my favorite part of this show is at the very end when Keith accuses Brolo of using him and Brolo gets sad.

mwa ha ha!

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by memecherry

The booths.... Those bitches don't give a fuck... Mitchell Brothers is alright... A little too dirty for me... I feel like I have to wear gloves and a rain coat to get a lap dance.... I mean, strippers are strippers, but I like a bit of glossy fantasy to it.... Crack hoes just don't really do it for me... But you gotta go to Mitchell Brothers at least once.... I guess also the fact that the tenderloin full of he/she's down the block makes it extra icky...

It was 11 years ago for my bachelor party. But I doubt anything has changed.

Yes it is a dirty place, but...