670: The Helpies

[Grapist]

I'ts an in-grown hair, I SWEAR!!!!

[robotparker]

Originally Posted by BrianAlt

Why did you ask the question then?

it's a little excitin' to hear your name on the radio!

[BrianAlt]

Originally Posted by sully_04

yea, i see how that makes sense

About as much sense as your post. What the fuck are you talking about?

[BrianAlt]

Originally Posted by robotparker

it's a little excitin' to hear your name on the radio!

HAHA! Well at least you had a reason.

[ldyminerva]

Originally Posted by robotparker

and as for me lookin' retarded, well, it probably doesn't help that I wear this sweet Dora The Explorer safety helmet every time I go out:

i'd set you up with my daughter, but she's still a little young for you....even though you do have the same taste in safety helmets......

[Aurora]

I've never personally met anyone who had Asperger's but I used to babysit an autistic boy and his twin sister, who was normal. Like Dina said, it is very serious and very intense. Asperger's is more of a social/interaction disability. Autism is actual brain function.

Not only was he much smaller, much younger mentally, but he was like babysitting 2 children on his own.

He would zone out very easily, especially in front of the tv or anything bright and colorful. I would have to repeat myself over and over until he understood. He never looked me in the eyes, and would either blink very quickly, or not at all. He had to be watched every minute because when he would zone out, it was like a sleepwalker, he would do things without realizing it. He spoke fairly normally, but could never finish a sentence without zoning out. When he would come back from zoning, he would repeat exactly what he just said and then try and finish. He would then give up and just assume I understood what he was getting at.

It broke my heart and not until I had stopped babysitting them did I realize his sister was his twin and that he was really much older than his mom told me.

[Melvin]

I got my first cold sore last year - some fucker infected me and I have no idea who. Made it to 29 clean, thereafter....diseased - you have to be careful if you get a cold sore to wash your hands and not touch your eyes and bits
frown face

[KzooKid]

Thanks for the vagina picture. It made my day.

[Mikey]

Fucking a girl with herpes is a lot like driving a car with a nitrous switch.

You know you want to hit it, but you're afraid of the consequences.

ya, car humour.

[phooey]

Originally Posted by Mikey

Fucking a girl with herpes is a lot like driving a car with a nitrous switch.

You know you want to hit it, but you're afraid of the consequences.

ya, car humour.

it's like eating sushi in Oklahoma.. you want it.. but is it really fresh?