676: Blow Me

[Feathered&Lethal]

Originally Posted by JamIsNotGlue

If you ladies are still confused, use this as a reference of what not to do

Wow, that was awesome. Crazy part is, someone somewhere out there really likes that.

[ryanknapper]

That video was awesome. That brilliant girl will never have to suck another dick.
I wish I could say the same about me, but I'm trying to buy a house.

[dragonize]

Funny BJ video. I think the trick is (unfortunately) practice. That means if a girl is really good when she gives you a BJ she has practiced a lot with other guys. Oh well! If she isn't good to begin with you are in for a lot of bad BJs until she is good.

The same goes for eating pussy though...right ladies!? I've had girlfriends that didn't want me to do it at all and some who were then shocked when I didn't want to do it a lot. So I'm not that good at it, I guess, but I want to learn! Willingness to learn and ability to take instruction/criticism is necessary on the part of both people.

That brings me to hygiene. As long as the girl keeps it clean I will eat her anytime, anywhere. If there is an odor that is traumatic and I don't want to go back down for a while... One time I even saw bits of toilet paper in the lip folds. Pretty damn gross. I am always open to showering before sex so I have no problem with a girl asking me to get squeaky clean before oral or other sex...

Here's a link to most dangerous weapon ever, The Glitter Gun:
http://gizmodo.com/361488/glitter-gu...ly-really-fast

[Grampoo]

grampoo's bj advice:
in case people try to learn from porno's... I find the porn trend of showing girls spitting on the guys cock, kinda like they're hawking up a loogey repeatedly and spitting on it like "ptoo", that just bugs me in porno and I've never experienced an actual woman doing that. But I know people do end up emulating stuff from porno in real sex.

maybe you youngsters who've grown up seeing that are into that. I just wanted to speak up against that weirdness.

[JamIsNotGlue]

Originally Posted by dragonize

Funny BJ video. I think the trick is (unfortunately) practice. That means if a girl is really good when she gives you a BJ she has practiced a lot with other guys. Oh well! If she isn't good to begin with you are in for a lot of bad BJs until she is good.

The same goes for eating pussy though...right ladies!? I've had girlfriends that didn't want me to do it at all and some who were then shocked when I didn't want to do it a lot. So I'm not that good at it, I guess, but I want to learn! Willingness to learn and ability to take instruction/criticism is necessary on the part of both people.

That brings me to hygiene. As long as the girl keeps it clean I will eat her anytime, anywhere. If there is an odor that is traumatic and I don't want to go back down for a while... One time I even saw bits of toilet paper in the lip folds. Pretty damn gross. I am always open to showering before sex so I have no problem with a girl asking me to get squeaky clean before oral or other sex...

Here's a link to most dangerous weapon ever, The Glitter Gun:
http://gizmodo.com/361488/glitter-gu...ly-really-fast

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU! And welcome to the forums.

I ran into the toilet paper situation once when I was 69ing with a chick. Awkwaaaaard

[Babbling Bryan]

Wow these show threads have some great comments in them, never used to check em out before.

This show made me very eager to get a BJ but also very scared to eat pussy... oh well guess I have to watch some more *ahem* instructional videos.

[Zenos]

Did anyone else think this episode would have been better fit on a Wednesday?

[Feathered&Lethal]

Originally Posted by dragonize

One time I even saw bits of toilet paper in the lip folds. Pretty damn gross.

If you're a moderately moist woman and use a multi-ply tissue, it's gunna happen! It doesn't mean she's dirty or that something is wrong with her vag, it just means she should switch to Scott TP [single ply].

And, yes, I'm speaking from experience.

You guys just don't have to worry about things like this because the only time you whipe - it's your ass, and I'm hoping not many people go back there to inspect you for TP residue.

I can think of far worse things to find in a lady's naughty zone.

[JamIsNotGlue]

Originally Posted by Feathered&Lethal

I can think of far worse things to find in a lady's naughty zone.

like teeth or an '83 buick?

[jorjo]

Originally Posted by Grampoo

grampoo's bj advice:
in case people try to learn from porno's... I find the porn trend of showing girls spitting on the guys cock, kinda like they're hawking up a loogey repeatedly and spitting on it like "ptoo", that just bugs me in porno and I've never experienced an actual woman doing that. But I know people do end up emulating stuff from porno in real sex.

maybe you youngsters who've grown up seeing that are into that. I just wanted to speak up against that weirdness.

Agreed, I don't like seeing that either - same goes for guys spitting on the woman's vag.

I'm more disturbed by the guys that fuck the woman's mouth so hard they gag and throw up a bit. That's soo wrong. If a guy did that to me I would certainly be bringing my teeth into the game ... right before ditching the bastard.